The car parked in the front lawn should have been her first clue that something was amiss, yet her dreams of fame and fortune propelled her forward and into the building.
When your honor is insulted, you must demand satisfaction.
What happens when a stuffed bear and two dogs get a day to themselves? Nothing good, that’s what.
No, we shall not be footloose and fancy free.
Never let your guard down when there’s a llama involved.
Spiders have not always walked (or is it crawled?) amongst us. In fact, it wasn’t until 1900 that they first appeared at the home of two famous scientists.
The music plays, your palms getting sweatier as the number dwindles lower with each seating. The music stops and you scramble, seeking out the nearest seat.
The Welsh Corgi’s origin story is much more complex, and ancient, than you may realize. Like most things, it all started in the Cretaceous period.
The town criers locked and loaded their battle wind chimes, sending their nightmarish bells ringing out. Hearing their call, half of us strode forth, cautious, and embraced the new.
As the Knights Templar foretold, as the shadows pass the day, in this sign thou shall conquer.
Sit back, ponder an age come and past.
‘You say it’s your birthday? It’s my birthday too!’ What a coincidence.
The Ghosts of Christmas Past: ‘Take Heed, Rise, and Walk with Me.’
For your Christmas card, instead of capturing that one perfect moment when no one is crying, just go for it. Let the shriek flag fly.
You better not pout, you better not cry. You better not pout, I’m telling you why: Santa Claus is gunning you down.
I’m giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin’ that trash can.
Sing me the songs of dark magic, oh weird Twitter.
Let us come together with Bigfoot and ride a comet into eternity, baby.
On Sunday, we shall decide. Do we accept our overlords, or do we reject them? Do we embrace agrarian myths, or do we do battle against lies concerning lamp oil?
Let’s take a trip through the Hundred Acre Wood.
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