With Biden in the White House, the elites are back in charge. That means bombs, kids in cages, lobbyists, and more of the status quo.

After facing immediate backlash, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg quickly backed off the idea in public. But that doesn’t mean it’s not far off, and it’s worth digging into.

‘Put a rock through this window, put a rock on my wife’s hand’ works in theory, but such destruction actually takes money out of the economy.

It’s time to declare our independence from busybodies bent on micromanaging our lives from cradle to grave. Joe Biden, get off my lawn.

The Biden administration’s press secretary, Jen Psaki, should start opening her briefings with, ‘Who’s a good boy?’

What ‘WandaVision’ relayed so poignantly was our capacity to choose humanity, even when our part of the human experience is beset by suffering.

True relationships are built on complementarity, not on a product built to serve one’s desires. That’s why it’s impossible to date robots.

While this year’s Cromwell Family Tree may be dry, scraggly, under-lighted, and not that impressive in its current form, it is going to be something to behold when it goes up in flames.

There are a lot of contenders looking to pack on the poundage. Remember though, it’s always wise to bet on the mama bear — especially this one.

There’s absolutely no way it was all a convoluted Rube Goldberg of an attempt to wrest power from the duly elected president, because that would be too insane even for fiction.

In 2020, there is no element of life too small or too trivial to not get outraged over. It’s time for us to be the change we want to see in the universe.

Regis set out to make people feel better about themselves, and succeeded.

Obviously the governor has never seen this video or ever eaten a plate of wings. If he had, he would know the truth about crowd-pleasing chicken wings.

HBO Max has already demonstrated the bravery of capitulation by temporarily pulling ‘Gone with the Wind.’ Now it’s time for them to permanently pull the plug on ‘Looney Tunes.’

In space, no one can hear you scream, and we can all do with a little less shrieking these days.

Ask your doctor if constant outrage is right for you. If it’s not, consider dialing it down.

In a time when following the herd is lauded as courageous, Gov. Asa Hutchinson is exhibiting actual leadership.

These lockdown activities won’t keep Virginians sane, but they will make their impending descent into madness more entertaining.

The Treasury secretary isn’t proving up to the job of actually helping America, and it’s time to replace him with proven winners.

Albert, the hero of our story, never set out to be a sentient wooden leg. He never even set out to be sentient.