Rich Cromwell
Rich Cromwell
Rich Cromwell

Richard Cromwell is a senior contributor to The Federalist. Husband. Father of three rambunctious daughters. Arkansan. Fan of whiskey and whisky. Originally an English major, Rich earned a degree in music business from Belmont in 2002. By day he produces shows and events for a local museum with a focus on giving back to the community. His writing can also be found at Pocket Full of Liberty. Follow him on Twitter, @rcromwell4.

Packed College Football Stadiums Will End The Pandemic

It’s time for Americans to stop living in suspicion of our fellow citizens and to remember that there is no spike more powerful than the spiking the ball.

If People Who Get The Shot Can Still Spread COVID, What’s The Point Of Vaccine Passports?

Given that the CDC says vaccinated people can still spread the delta variant, how do vaccine mandates and passports make any sense?

Why Anthony Fauci’s Next Heroic Crusade Needs To Be Against Lightning

Together, apart, we can thwart nature, exaggerate risks, and protect our children from an invisible monster that poses basically zero risk to them.

Netflix’s ‘America: The Motion Picture’ Is As Out-Of-Touch As King George III

The movie’s production team wanted to laugh at ‘real’ Americans rather than laughing with them. The end result is that no one is laughing.

Even Though It Was Done Last Year, ‘A Quiet Place II’ Is A Post-Pandemic Movie

No matter what things are out there waiting for us to go bump in the night, we can defeat them.

Why ‘Grilling Is Bad’ Is A Bad Hot Take

As John the Baptist said, ‘He will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and fire.’

The United States Even Dominates The Championship For A Sport No One Cares About

You may not care about soccer, but that’s no reason for you to not rip off your shirt and scream ‘U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A!’ while thumbing your nose at the rest of the world.

John Cena And Joel Osteen Fight For Fortune Cookie Supremacy

After becoming aware of the Wrestler’s Twitter feed, Joel Osteen challenges John Cena to a cage match to settle who is the king of empty platitudes.

It’s Time For Big Business To Replace All Their CEOs With Twitter Mobs

Sure, you could have a leader who ‘makes decisions’ and ‘goes against conventional wisdom,’ but you don’t want to get dragged on Twitter, do you?

The Biden Administration Has Definitely Brought The Swamp Back To ‘Normalcy’

With Biden in the White House, the elites are back in charge. That means bombs, kids in cages, lobbyists, and more of the status quo.

Buttigieg’s Idea To Tax How Much You Drive Isn’t About Revenue, It’s About Control

After facing immediate backlash, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg quickly backed off the idea in public. But that doesn’t mean it’s not far off, and it’s worth digging into.

Watch Comedian Ryan Long Perfectly Explain Why ‘Stimulus’ Is Disastrous

‘Put a rock through this window, put a rock on my wife’s hand’ works in theory, but such destruction actually takes money out of the economy.

Dear Joe Biden: I Don’t Need Your Permission To Celebrate Independence Day

It’s time to declare our independence from busybodies bent on micromanaging our lives from cradle to grave. Joe Biden, get off my lawn.

Media Lapdogs Cover Biden’s Real Dogs Exactly As You Would Expect

The Biden administration’s press secretary, Jen Psaki, should start opening her briefings with, ‘Who’s a good boy?’

‘WandaVision’ May Be Done, But Wanda Maximoff Surely Isn’t

What ‘WandaVision’ relayed so poignantly was our capacity to choose humanity, even when our part of the human experience is beset by suffering.

‘Futurama’ Already Taught Us In 2001 Not To Date Robots

True relationships are built on complementarity, not on a product built to serve one’s desires. That’s why it’s impossible to date robots.

Our Christmas Tree Is A Scraggly Fire Hazard, And We Love It

While this year’s Cromwell Family Tree may be dry, scraggly, under-lighted, and not that impressive in its current form, it is going to be something to behold when it goes up in flames.

Fat Bear Week 2020: Your Guide To The State Of The Race That Matters

There are a lot of contenders looking to pack on the poundage. Remember though, it’s always wise to bet on the mama bear — especially this one.

Did Impeachment Happen, Or Did I Imagine It?

There’s absolutely no way it was all a convoluted Rube Goldberg of an attempt to wrest power from the duly elected president, because that would be too insane even for fiction.

Dear NASA: Don’t Stop With Renaming The ‘Eskimo Nebula.’ Probe Uranus, Too

In 2020, there is no element of life too small or too trivial to not get outraged over. It’s time for us to be the change we want to see in the universe.