If things don’t seem to make sense, that’s a feature.

You probably had no idea that you were dunking your cookies into a cold glass of white supremacy.

Producer: ‘Facebook is censoring this story and destroying our attempts to get the news about this film out to the public.’

You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth. About tortillas.

Highlighted by an original Ben Folds song about Rod Rosenstein, the WaPo feature offers a play, some poetry, some illustrations, a graphic novel, and tote bag from a 2011 PBS drive.

Maybe Colin Kaepernick should hold off on the whole ‘sacrificing everything’ line, especially since he’s getting schooled by another entertainer on actually producing results.

All that stands between you and Earth 2 is yourself. And a robot army. Don’t forget the explosives.

If Batman is about to become the C.S. Lewis of crime-fighting due to the crisis of faith evinced, that plotline isn’t evident in Issue 53.

The open office eschews even the ephemeral privacy of the cube farm and replaces it with all disruptions, all the time. They won’t produce a body count, probably.

Maybe the best way to dispel the notion that tech companies want to become our ‘benevolent’ overlords is to not behave like ‘benevolent’ overlords.

A new you is out there waiting, although you may need a disguise.

Soccer will never be American football, but it can find a place in your heart. Plus, information to make that dude who keeps whining about calling it soccer instead of football shut up.

When you go to a play, you get what you deserve.

Could it be that Jonathan Nichols, Joy Reid’s cybersecurity expert, didn’t consider the possibility of time travel? Of course not. The truth is out there, just stop believing your lying eyes.

Never hire a jerboa to be your au pair, unless you love awesomeness.

A man driving on roads he paid for found a way to circumvent Big Brother, and is now being sent to prison for his ingenuity. For eight months.

The conversation was not to get far, not least because of the disparate opinions represented by those sitting around the round table, if not the Round Table.

If Kanye wants to extol individualism, while Kim and Chance offer support, then maybe the American experiment is still doing alright.

People do not give it credence that a 42-year-old man would head off into such conditions, but I will say it did not seem so strange then, although I will say it did not happen every day.

If you’re going to take over the eastern seaboard, you’ll need two things: crème eggs, and a flamethrower.