Together, apart, we can thwart nature, exaggerate risks, and protect our children from an invisible monster that poses basically zero risk to them.

The movie’s production team wanted to laugh at ‘real’ Americans rather than laughing with them. The end result is that no one is laughing.

No matter what things are out there waiting for us to go bump in the night, we can defeat them.

As John the Baptist said, ‘He will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and fire.’

You may not care about soccer, but that’s no reason for you to not rip off your shirt and scream ‘U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A!’ while thumbing your nose at the rest of the world.

After becoming aware of the Wrestler’s Twitter feed, Joel Osteen challenges John Cena to a cage match to settle who is the king of empty platitudes.

Sure, you could have a leader who ‘makes decisions’ and ‘goes against conventional wisdom,’ but you don’t want to get dragged on Twitter, do you?

With Biden in the White House, the elites are back in charge. That means bombs, kids in cages, lobbyists, and more of the status quo.

After facing immediate backlash, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg quickly backed off the idea in public. But that doesn’t mean it’s not far off, and it’s worth digging into.

‘Put a rock through this window, put a rock on my wife’s hand’ works in theory, but such destruction actually takes money out of the economy.

It’s time to declare our independence from busybodies bent on micromanaging our lives from cradle to grave. Joe Biden, get off my lawn.

The Biden administration’s press secretary, Jen Psaki, should start opening her briefings with, ‘Who’s a good boy?’

What ‘WandaVision’ relayed so poignantly was our capacity to choose humanity, even when our part of the human experience is beset by suffering.

True relationships are built on complementarity, not on a product built to serve one’s desires. That’s why it’s impossible to date robots.

While this year’s Cromwell Family Tree may be dry, scraggly, under-lighted, and not that impressive in its current form, it is going to be something to behold when it goes up in flames.

There are a lot of contenders looking to pack on the poundage. Remember though, it’s always wise to bet on the mama bear — especially this one.

There’s absolutely no way it was all a convoluted Rube Goldberg of an attempt to wrest power from the duly elected president, because that would be too insane even for fiction.

In 2020, there is no element of life too small or too trivial to not get outraged over. It’s time for us to be the change we want to see in the universe.

Regis set out to make people feel better about themselves, and succeeded.

Obviously the governor has never seen this video or ever eaten a plate of wings. If he had, he would know the truth about crowd-pleasing chicken wings.