Watch Ryan Long’s New Hilarious Video Making Fun Of Woke Silicon Valley
Ryan Long, a New York City comedian, filmmaker, and creator of a recent viral video calling out the out-of-control ‘social justice’ movement, is back at it.
Dr. Fauci’s Genius Opening Pitch Highlights His Social Distancing Prowess
Its trajectory, as with Dr. Fauci himself, proceeded from roughly the middle of the mound into a definite curve, landing firmly to his left.
Your Complete Guide To Canceling Every Team In Major League Baseball
Why stop at the Cleveland Indians or Texas Rangers? When you think about it, every single team name in Major League Baseball is irredeemably offensive.
The Greatest Living American Writer Resigns, Decries Slack Channel Cowards
This resignation letter is different from the letters I’ve written in the past. It’s about ideas.
Whoops: Progressive-Themed Beer Quickly Canceled For Offensive KKK Packaging
A peanut butter biscuit stout wrapped in a KKK hood was originally intended to “celebrate all things progressive.”
An Open Letter On Canceling Cancel Culture From The Greatest Living American Writer
We are cancelling speech that speaks out against other speech that may be speaking speakings that other speakers find offensive.
Democrats: Independence Day Celebrations Glorify White Supremacy
Last night, the Democratic National Committee’s official Twitter account claimed that President Trump celebrating the nation’s independence at Mount Rushmore would be a statement of racism.
Here Are 24 Alternate Names For U.S. Army Forts And Military Bases
Perhaps it is worth considering the possibilities of offering recruits more truth in advertising via modern names.
I’m The Rapid Response Social Worker Who Replaced The Police
It’s not an easy job. In fact, it’s impossible, but it’s for social justice!
Twitter Mob Attacks Wendy’s After Falling For Fake News
Thousands of activists, as well as several journalists, are pile driving Wendy’s under the false impression that the company donated to Trump.
My Irish Catholic Family Is Why I Suck At Zoom
Growing up in Irish Catholic in Philly, I learned how to fight. So I was not prepared for the tepid atmosphere of Zoom.
A Handy Guide To Writing The NeverTrump Column
Are you a NeverTrump “conservative” who wants to be a journalist? This guide has you covered.
How Coronavirus Would Transform These Famous American Sayings
‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their government with certain Rights that may only be rescinded if exercising those Rights carries any risk.’
What Our Post-COVID World Must Look Like
We must build a society based on what I call ‘rational kindness combined with government-mandated contact tracing.’
Joe Biden Must Wear A Face Mask Right Now
Joe Biden’s failure to wear a medical face mask is a blatant example of toxic masculinity.
Greatest Living American Writer: We Will Never Be Safe Until We Are Safe
If you do one thing wrong during this pandemic, you will die. But we must be steadfast and brave, and bravery means staying at home forever.
Which Of These 8 Types Of Virtual Churchgoers Are You?
People who regularly would attend in person are now learning how to do it from home. But just as there are distinct types of people for in-person worship, there are distinct types of worshipers online.
My Brilliant Nine-Phase Retractable Plan For Reopening The Nation
Restaurants will reopen, but only for one customer at a time. Shopkeepers must shoot pre-purchased goods out of a T-shirt cannon, and we can only catch them if we’re wearing gloves.
The World’s Greatest Living Pandemic Expert Takes The Podium
Did anyone listen to me? No. But they’re listening to me now. And I’ve suddenly become quite expensive.
5 Tips For Taking Up Smoking To Fight Coronavirus
As studies inform us that smokers are having better coronavirus results, these tips can help you take up the habit.
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