It’s only been a week and already quarantine is getting pretty old.
I’m proud to be part of a long tradition of productive plague authors. As I gaze upon the valley below from the parapets of Mount Winchester, I am alone with my prose. And my health.
I decided to go directly to the source. I reached out to the coronavirus, who is currently living in an undisclosed location on the East Coast.
Would last night’s democratic debate feel any different if the candidates’ suits were replaced with cardigans and their podiums traded in for recliners?
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Many verified Twitter users fall victim to the daily barrage of propaganda that comes out from anti-Trump corporate media.
Albert, the hero of our story, never set out to be a sentient wooden leg. He never even set out to be sentient.
After a sluggish debate performance the Bloomberg campaign is launching new ads targeted at sleeping voters.
Hopefully, the copious notes I took while watching the Senate’s impeachment trial will allow future generations to benefit from these important scientific insights.
The other matchup that jumps out at me is the possibility of Jennifer Rubin matching up with her Washington Post teammate Max Boot with the Final Four on the line.
Acquittal Day is just around the corner. Here are some tips to make the most of yours.
While Cardi B’s grammar is far from perfect, her life experiences suggest she’s more qualified to be in Congress than Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
As the moon rises, another shirt and pair of shoes get ruined.
Word for word, ‘as a millennial’ might seem as innocuous a sentence-starter as any. Playful, maybe. No harm in it. That just makes it worse.
The Roaring Twenties was the most fun, dynamic, and frivolous decade in American history. Let’s make a new one.
When we’re awake at 4 a.m. on Christmas morning, our Lululemon athleisure wear hugging every crevice of our hard, angular bodies, where will you be? In bed wasting oxygen. That’s where.
You see, I needed a self-centering hole locator to finish a rim joist on the deck we were building, and a pipe nipple, ballcock, and pipe dope for some plumbing repairs. I also needed to buttress a groin vault.
It’s fall, which means it’s time to pick apples and steal cars.
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