When we’re awake at 4 a.m. on Christmas morning, our Lululemon athleisure wear hugging every crevice of our hard, angular bodies, where will you be? In bed wasting oxygen. That’s where.
You see, I needed a self-centering hole locator to finish a rim joist on the deck we were building, and a pipe nipple, ballcock, and pipe dope for some plumbing repairs. I also needed to buttress a groin vault.
It’s fall, which means it’s time to pick apples and steal cars.
She just needs to embrace these simple steps, plus serve cookies and tea.
You can shake my hand and feel my flesh gripping yours and maybe even sense our lifestyles are comparable.
We’re gonna do what they say can’t be done.
Where I live, there’s an organization called Feed The Homeless While Not Using Any Fossil Fuels And Fighting Racism. I give them $100 a year so they don’t ring my doorbell.
He swept his right arm across hall, looked me in the eye, and said three little words that every benevolent ruler wants to hear: ‘We’re commanding them.’
The Washington Post is one of the world’s most destructive newspapers. Their attack on man’s best friend proves it.
Any similarities to candidate comments made after this article has published is merely evidence of the author’s clairvoyance.
American rapper A$AP Rocky and two of his “crew” members were found guilty on charges of assault in Sweden, but they will not serve time.
CNN host Chris Cuomo lost his mind when he was compared to ‘The Godfather’s’ Fredo last night. In his hilarious overreaction, Cuomo compared the movie reference to the N-word.
The fact-checking website Snopes.com, wrote a “fact-check” article questioning the satirical nature of the Babylon Bee.
President Trump called out the Swedish prime minister on July 25 for what Trump believes to be wrongful treatment of the African American U.S. citizen and rapper A$AP Rocky.
Running as a ‘legitimate’ candidate‒a true man of the people‒is a marathon, not a sprint.
We, the workers of Sandernista International Local 101, demand fair and equal treatment from our employer, Bernie Sanders.
In a recent profile by the Washington Post, Rep. Ilhan Omar is caught distorting facts to illustrate ‘American racism, cruelty and injustice.’
The new Netflix original mini-series exposes the dark heart of American hatred with all the trappings of ‘Law and Order’ we love.
Trevor Noah’s museum pop-up featuring the tweets of the president is certainly humorous, but its one-joke approach wears a little thin.
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