Atlantic Writer Tweets Trump Assassination Fantasy
Jemelle Hill’s tweet during the State of the Union implied that Rep. Ocasio-Cortez should participate in a conspiracy to assassinate President Trump.
World’s Greatest Living Writer Obsequiously Apologizes For His Unpublished YA Novel
My publisher sent advance pages of my book to judgmental Goodreads critics and other young-adult writers who live angrily in small apartments. An enormous scandal erupted.
This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 120
When it comes to making the perfect quiche, you’ll need a few things. An apron. A windbreaker. A gas leak. Don’t worry about the fact that the list doesn’t make sense yet. It will.
The Beto Diaries
An unpublished journal entry by Texas congressman and liberal darling Beto O’Rouke provides startling insight into the mind of the failed Senate candidate and formidable presidential contender.
Woke Progressives Turn Their Public Shaming Ritual Into A Formal Religious Ceremony
In these latter days, the greatest way to atone for the sins of uninclusivity is found inside a church known as the Cathedral of Blessed Wokery, currently meeting in a 55,000-square-foot Malibu mansion.
A Comprehensive Round-Up Of The Best ‘Chuck And Nancy’ Memes
‘Chuck and Nancy’ gave the Internet plenty to talk about in their response to President Trump’s immigration address on Tuesday.
It’s Official: Louis C.K. Must Be Stopped
While I’d never heard of Louis C.K. before yesterday and am still unclear as to who he might be, there’s no doubt that his so-called humor inflames me to the point of angina.
This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 119
‘You say it’s your birthday? It’s my birthday, too.’
This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 118
The stockings are hung, possibly with care. That’s not really my concern. They don’t even have to be hung, as not everyone has a chimney.
Chuck Todd Says He Will Change The Direction Your Toilet Paper Hangs
MSNBC host Chuck Todd actually believes that toilet paper should hang in the ‘under’ position and will force his senseless ways on you too.
Church Of England’s Transgender Baptisms Blaze Trail For 3 More Blasphemous Rites
It’s time to stop marginalizing the Christians in polyamorous lifestyles, for example. We must institute ‘Holy Throupling’ to fully sanctify their love.
Catholic Senior Living Center Bans Residents From Saying ‘Merry Christmas’
A senior living center has banned its residents from saying ‘Merry Christmas’ and displaying any Christmas cards or religious decor in common areas.
Why Eating Rice Is The No. 1 Cultural Appropriation Guilt Trip
If you eat rice, you should be ashamed of yourself. You are stealing from so many cultures at once that you might not even know who to apologize to.
Comey: The FBI’s Garbage Reputation Is Everybody’s Fault But Mine
‘At some point someone has to stand up and in the face of fear of Fox News, fear of their base, fear of mean tweets stand up for the values of this country and not slink away into retirement.’
Democrat Rep. Ted Lieu: ‘I Would Love’ To Regulate Speech
In a segment on CNN Tuesday afternoon, Rep. Ted Lieu lamented that fact that the First Amendment prevents him from regulating speech.
Check Out The Incompetent PR Response To The Expose On The Women’s March’s Anti-Semitism
A Women’s March PR flack tried to spin Tablet Magazine’s expose detailing anti-Semitism and shady financial practices within the organization. She failed.
The Greatest Living American Writer Accepts His TIME Person Of The Year Award
As The Greatest Living American Writer, I accept TIME’s Person Of The Year Award on behalf of all writers, journalists, and writers who write about journalism,
I Used To Be A Conservative, But Not Anymore
Sometimes you reach a point—usually when you have something to promote—when what you once thought no longer is what you think now.
New Emoji Proves Now Is The Time To Fight For Redhead Equality
Despite our recent victory, redheads still face disenfranchisement if they want to use any other hairstyle, expression, or character on the emoji keyboard.
CNN Contributor Endorses Violence Against Jews, Calls For Destruction Of Israel
In a speech to the United Nations, CNN contributor Marc Lamont Hill said Palestinians ought to be able to use violence to effectively eliminate the state of Israel.
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