“We have no choice but to cut the WiFi from all students who do not get the vaccine so we can protect the university from further infection,” administrators said.
Pelosi may have failed in her efforts to impeach Trump the first time, and then again after he left office, but this time is different. Trump is responsible for Afghanistan.
Together, apart, we can thwart nature, exaggerate risks, and protect our children from an invisible monster that poses basically zero risk to them.
After becoming aware of the Wrestler’s Twitter feed, Joel Osteen challenges John Cena to a cage match to settle who is the king of empty platitudes.
In the name of social justice, it is important to quash all the good Christmas feelings and instead find something at which to take offense.
As my patient convulsed, this Nazi-sympathizing virus-denier who attended Sturgis and several illegal Thanksgivings said, ‘I should have voted for Biden.’
People keep telling me that these choices are going to have lasting, long-term, negative effects on my child. Come on, man. Kids are adaptable.
I’m not a student at Georgia State University, but I’m offended anyway.
The reality is that anyone who demands ‘evidence’ — itself a term invented by slaveowners to assert dominion over oppressed minorities — hates this country and the Constitution I swore an oath to defend.
Its trajectory, as with Dr. Fauci himself, proceeded from roughly the middle of the mound into a definite curve, landing firmly to his left.
Why stop at the Cleveland Indians or Texas Rangers? When you think about it, every single team name in Major League Baseball is irredeemably offensive.
Joe Biden’s failure to wear a medical face mask is a blatant example of toxic masculinity.
The latest announcement was the most recent of a series of changes beginning with the indefinite suspension of all public Masses and the abolition of meatless Fridays in Lent.
When we’re awake at 4 a.m. on Christmas morning, our Lululemon athleisure wear hugging every crevice of our hard, angular bodies, where will you be? In bed wasting oxygen. That’s where.
You can shake my hand and feel my flesh gripping yours and maybe even sense our lifestyles are comparable.
Any similarities to candidate comments made after this article has published is merely evidence of the author’s clairvoyance.
The fact-checking website Snopes.com, wrote a “fact-check” article questioning the satirical nature of the Babylon Bee.
We, the workers of Sandernista International Local 101, demand fair and equal treatment from our employer, Bernie Sanders.
The new Netflix original mini-series exposes the dark heart of American hatred with all the trappings of ‘Law and Order’ we love.
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