Richard Cromwell is a senior contributor to The Federalist. Husband. Father of three rambunctious daughters. Arkansan. Fan of whiskey and whisky. Originally an English major, Rich earned a degree in music business from Belmont in 2002. By day he produces shows and events for a local museum with a focus on giving back to the community. His writing can also be found at Pocket Full of Liberty. Follow him on Twitter, @rcromwell4.
Albert, the hero of our story, never set out to be a sentient wooden leg. He never even set out to be sentient.
Whether you want to class up your romantic evening with a special cocktail, or anguish like an emo James Comey, we have the perfect drink for you.
Getting out and shaking hands is for the little people—the millionaires—and Michael Bloomberg doesn’t have to stoop to that level.
This year, Joe Walsh dropped his primary bid against Donald Trump after garnering 1 percent of Iowa’s caucus votes.
Sure, it’s a soap opera, but maybe a soap opera about hyper-violent drug dealers is what we need today.
As the moon rises, another shirt and pair of shoes get ruined.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all.
You don’t have to go to the Hallmark Channel to expand your seasonal selections.
If I couldn’t be trusted to prevent a stuffed bear from stealing my car, then how could I be trusted to stop Nicolas Cage from stealing the Constitution?
It’s too late for Bread and Butter to serve a higher purpose, but that doesn’t mean Thanksgiving 2020 can’t be a time in which we start new traditions.
It’s fall, which means it’s time to pick apples and steal cars.
She just needs to embrace these simple steps, plus serve cookies and tea.
You can shake my hand and feel my flesh gripping yours and maybe even sense our lifestyles are comparable.
We’re gonna do what they say can’t be done.
The new Tool album us not just any album: it’s one that places demands on the listener. It’s an album we can wear out listen to on repeat, and come back to.
He swept his right arm across hall, looked me in the eye, and said three little words that every benevolent ruler wants to hear: ‘We’re commanding them.’
The Washington Post is one of the world’s most destructive newspapers. Their attack on man’s best friend proves it.
‘You’re not allowed to own a bazooka, you can’t own a flamethrower,’ says Democrat Joe Biden. False. Flamethrowers are legal, and they’re spectacular.
Blade’s sword-wielding, crime-fighting ways — and the progression of the trilogy itself — gave us all the opportunity to learn the name Thanos.
Running as a ‘legitimate’ candidate‒a true man of the people‒is a marathon, not a sprint.
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