Rich Cromwell
Rich Cromwell
Rich Cromwell

Richard Cromwell is a senior contributor to The Federalist. Husband. Father of three rambunctious daughters. Arkansan. Fan of whiskey and whisky. Originally an English major, Rich earned a degree in music business from Belmont in 2002. By day he produces shows and events for a local museum with a focus on giving back to the community. His writing can also be found at Pocket Full of Liberty. Follow him on Twitter, @rcromwell4.

Fat Bear Week 2020: Your Guide To The State Of The Race That Matters

There are a lot of contenders looking to pack on the poundage. Remember though, it’s always wise to bet on the mama bear — especially this one.

Did Impeachment Happen, Or Did I Imagine It?

There’s absolutely no way it was all a convoluted Rube Goldberg of an attempt to wrest power from the duly elected president, because that would be too insane even for fiction.

Dear NASA: Don’t Stop With Renaming The ‘Eskimo Nebula.’ Probe Uranus, Too

In 2020, there is no element of life too small or too trivial to not get outraged over. It’s time for us to be the change we want to see in the universe.

Regis Philbin Made Us Look At Life In A Different, And Funnier, Way

Regis set out to make people feel better about themselves, and succeeded.

Dear Governor Cuomo: Chicken Wings Are Indeed A Meal

Obviously the governor has never seen this video or ever eaten a plate of wings. If he had, he would know the truth about crowd-pleasing chicken wings.

6 More Reasons To Cancel ‘Looney Tunes’ Besides Elmer Fudd’s Gun

HBO Max has already demonstrated the bravery of capitulation by temporarily pulling ‘Gone with the Wind.’ Now it’s time for them to permanently pull the plug on ‘Looney Tunes.’

Yes, It’s Time To Launch Corporate Media Into Space

In space, no one can hear you scream, and we can all do with a little less shrieking these days.

Stop Letting Trump Live Rent-Free In Your Head

Ask your doctor if constant outrage is right for you. If it’s not, consider dialing it down.

Arkansas Gov. Asa Hutchinson Resists Pressure To Issue Stay-At-Home Order

In a time when following the herd is lauded as courageous, Gov. Asa Hutchinson is exhibiting actual leadership.

69 Things Virginians Can Do For Their 69 Days Of Lockdown

These lockdown activities won’t keep Virginians sane, but they will make their impending descent into madness more entertaining.

5 Bailout Negotiators More Trustworthy Than Steve Mnuchin

The Treasury secretary isn’t proving up to the job of actually helping America, and it’s time to replace him with proven winners.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 132

Albert, the hero of our story, never set out to be a sentient wooden leg. He never even set out to be sentient.

Seven Valentine’s Day Cocktails To Help You Celebrate Love

Whether you want to class up your romantic evening with a special cocktail, or anguish like an emo James Comey, we have the perfect drink for you.

Mike Bloomberg Focuses Campaign On Places He Won’t Need To Wear A Coat

Getting out and shaking hands is for the little people—the millionaires—and Michael Bloomberg doesn’t have to stoop to that level.

Joe Walsh Couldn’t Even Get As Many Primary Votes As A Prison Inmate

This year, Joe Walsh dropped his primary bid against Donald Trump after garnering 1 percent of Iowa’s caucus votes.

Starz’s ‘Power’ Is Fun, Compelling, Politically Incorrect Storytelling

Sure, it’s a soap opera, but maybe a soap opera about hyper-violent drug dealers is what we need today.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 131

As the moon rises, another shirt and pair of shoes get ruined.

Life Is Wonderful And Filled With Amazing Moments

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all.

4 Off-The-Beaten-Path Movies To Watch This Christmas Season

You don’t have to go to the Hallmark Channel to expand your seasonal selections.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 130

If I couldn’t be trusted to prevent a stuffed bear from stealing my car, then how could I be trusted to stop Nicolas Cage from stealing the Constitution?