Feel The Power Of The Schwartz…Beer
The only liquid form of Schwartz we have in real life are one of my favorite beers, and although they won’t power your RV or send you into space, they are wonderful brews.
Here’s How You Can Drink To The Infamous Florida Man
Next time you need a pick me up, grab a Florida Man from the fridge, and search ‘Florida Man’ on your phone. You’ll be laughing for hours.
How To Cook The Columbus Day Feast Of Liberal Nightmares
Dumb people across the very country Christopher Columbus discovered are spreading old lies about him, so clap back. We’ve got your celebratory meal right here.
How The Politicization of Everything Is Ruining Music Festivals
What used to be a festival about people enjoying great music in Austin while munching on great food has become a political rally for the TikTok crowd and San Francisco transplants.
I Tried Bud Light’s Pumpkin Spice Seltzer So You Don’t Have To
Amid the skyrocketing popularity of hard seltzers, Bud Light created something once considered a joke – a pumpkin spice hard seltzer – as a way to transition from Claws by the pool to tailgating.
The Best Fall 2021 Beers To Pick Up For Your Oktoberfest
Since you and I can’t head to Bavaria for the world’s greatest party, here’s how you can celebrate beer’s most famous festival wherever you are.
The Kryptonite For The Cultural Appropriation Shamefest Is In Your Kitchen
To avoid the adoption of other cultural tastes, practices, and ideas would make the great American culinary potluck impossible.
No, It’s Not Racist To Use The Word ‘Curry’
Race baiters are stewing over the use of the word ‘curry,’ arguing that it is rooted in colonialism.
Why ‘Grilling Is Bad’ Is A Bad Hot Take
As John the Baptist said, ‘He will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and fire.’
How To Stop Spending Your Money At Starbucks And Get Better Coffee
Whether you’re just looking for your morning coffee fix before work or a remote workplace with lots of ambiance, chances are you have far better options than Starbucks.
Black Woman Tries To Take Down Restaurant After Alleging Racist Incident
According to the City Paper, Martin’s Tavern complied with Kristi Riggs’s demands to fire the two employees in question for enforcing their policy equally. Riggs, however, remains unsatisfied.
Bill Gates Says Developed World Should Get Ready To Be Force-Fed Fake Beef
‘You can get used to the taste difference, and the claim is they’re going to make it taste even better over time,’ Gates said.
The Right-Wing Witch Hunt Makes It A Good Time To Keep Your Well-Stocked Pantry A Secret
More and more, people taking common-sense steps to incorporate resiliency into their lives are being labeled ‘insurrectionists’ and incriminated in the latest right-wing witch hunt.
The Greatest Holiday Chocolate Cake Recipe Ever
The vintage bed and breakfast had everything a child could want at the end of a long journey through the woods: friendly neighbors, kittens, dogs, a cozy kitchen, and delicious treats coming out of the oven.
‘The Ribs Of God’ Return to McDonald’s
To both connoisseurs and critics, the McRib brings a welcome respite, however brief, from the horrors of this pandemic year.
The Christmas 2020 Kitchen Gift Guide
Here’s hoping Santa puts something nice for the kitchen under your tree this year. He’s more likely to do that if you read this gift guide.
Don’t Drink Grey Goose Unless You’re A College Drunk
Contra your neighborhood hipster bar, there is no such thing as ‘craft vodka.’ Vodka is vodka, and there are only two kinds of it at the end of the day.
The Discerning Gentleman’s Guide To A Fancy And Sensitive Thanksgiving Whiskey Drunk
It’s a special occasion, so this Thanksgiving we’re doing an apple-based whiskey as well as an orange one.
The Discerning Gentleman’s Guide To A (Tough But Also Sensitive) Classic Daiquiri
This is how you make the classic daiquiri, as manly a fruit drink as you’re going to find this side of a skull-shaped tiki bar.
Dear Governor Cuomo: Chicken Wings Are Indeed A Meal
Obviously the governor has never seen this video or ever eaten a plate of wings. If he had, he would know the truth about crowd-pleasing chicken wings.
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