Bill Gates Says Developed World Should Get Ready To Be Force-Fed Fake Beef
‘You can get used to the taste difference, and the claim is they’re going to make it taste even better over time,’ Gates said.
The Right-Wing Witch Hunt Makes It A Good Time To Keep Your Well-Stocked Pantry A Secret
More and more, people taking common-sense steps to incorporate resiliency into their lives are being labeled ‘insurrectionists’ and incriminated in the latest right-wing witch hunt.
The Greatest Holiday Chocolate Cake Recipe Ever
The vintage bed and breakfast had everything a child could want at the end of a long journey through the woods: friendly neighbors, kittens, dogs, a cozy kitchen, and delicious treats coming out of the oven.
‘The Ribs Of God’ Return to McDonald’s
To both connoisseurs and critics, the McRib brings a welcome respite, however brief, from the horrors of this pandemic year.
The Christmas 2020 Kitchen Gift Guide
Here’s hoping Santa puts something nice for the kitchen under your tree this year. He’s more likely to do that if you read this gift guide.
Don’t Drink Grey Goose Unless You’re A College Drunk
Contra your neighborhood hipster bar, there is no such thing as ‘craft vodka.’ Vodka is vodka, and there are only two kinds of it at the end of the day.
The Discerning Gentleman’s Guide To A Fancy And Sensitive Thanksgiving Whiskey Drunk
It’s a special occasion, so this Thanksgiving we’re doing an apple-based whiskey as well as an orange one.
The Discerning Gentleman’s Guide To A (Tough But Also Sensitive) Classic Daiquiri
This is how you make the classic daiquiri, as manly a fruit drink as you’re going to find this side of a skull-shaped tiki bar.
Dear Governor Cuomo: Chicken Wings Are Indeed A Meal
Obviously the governor has never seen this video or ever eaten a plate of wings. If he had, he would know the truth about crowd-pleasing chicken wings.
The Discerning Gentleman’s Guide To A Vaguely Offensive Cinco De Mayo
Cinco de Mayo is America’s favorite excuse to drink tequila, not that you need one. Here’s how to take cold shots and make homemade margaritas
Organic Food Alarmism Looks Pretty Stupid During A Global Pandemic
Moms know they and their children are vulnerable like never before. So it’s time to put away childish things, like virtue signaling, and pay attention to real solutions.
Stanley Tucci Is A Wonderful Actor But Please I Beg You Do Not Shake Your Negroni
Watch as Tucci bruises the Negroni to death, yielding a cloudy, frozen, dead soldier of a cocktail, much more to do with ice and gin well-crafted drink.
Dear Nancy Pelosi, You Don’t Need To Pay $13 A Pint For Good Ice Cream
Bad optics and lacking leadership during this time of crisis aside, someone needs to tell the House speaker there are better, cheaper options to stock her freezer with.
When The Doomsday Preppers Steal All The Chicken, Try Making Spam Fried Rice
If you can’t find a fancy rib roast or chicken at your local plague-ravaged market, grab a can of Spam and make some tasty Spam fried rice.
I Am Worried About Ina Garten
If Ina Garten’s Instagram is any inclination of how she is coping with coronavirus quarantine, someone in the Hamptons needs to check on her ASAP.
Dear Food Bloggers: Stop Yammering And Give Me The Dang Recipe
I don’t need to read your chatty recollection about a potluck where nothing happened except someone complimented your fruit salad.
This Is The Perfect Time To Get Outside And Go Fishing
Toilet paper memes are great, and the fish might not bite, but a bad day on the lake is always better than a good day online.
8 Cocktails To Toast Your Patron Saint On St. Patrick’s Day, No Matter Your Politics
It is time to start stocking the liquor cabinet with bottles of liquid courage for the upcoming presidential election. Why not kill two birds with one stone by toasting to your favorite cause and imploring heaven’s aid?
Vodka Ain’t Sanitizer, But These Classic Vodka Cocktails Will Keep You Healthy Through Delicious, Delicious Quarantine
Do not despair if you’re one of the good folks who bought a case of vodka to sanitize yourself from coronavirus, though maybe don’t admit to your friends that’s why you bought it.
Seven Valentine’s Day Cocktails To Help You Celebrate Love
Whether you want to class up your romantic evening with a special cocktail, or anguish like an emo James Comey, we have the perfect drink for you.
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