How To Stop Spending Your Money At Starbucks And Get Better Coffee
Whether you’re just looking for your morning coffee fix before work or a remote workplace with lots of ambiance, chances are you have far better options than Starbucks.
Don’t Drink Grey Goose Unless You’re A College Drunk
Contra your neighborhood hipster bar, there is no such thing as ‘craft vodka.’ Vodka is vodka, and there are only two kinds of it at the end of the day.
The Discerning Gentleman’s Guide To A Fancy And Sensitive Thanksgiving Whiskey Drunk
It’s a special occasion, so this Thanksgiving we’re doing an apple-based whiskey as well as an orange one.
The Discerning Gentleman’s Guide To A (Tough But Also Sensitive) Classic Daiquiri
This is how you make the classic daiquiri, as manly a fruit drink as you’re going to find this side of a skull-shaped tiki bar.
The Discerning Gentleman’s Guide To A Vaguely Offensive Cinco De Mayo
Cinco de Mayo is America’s favorite excuse to drink tequila, not that you need one. Here’s how to take cold shots and make homemade margaritas
Stanley Tucci Is A Wonderful Actor But Please I Beg You Do Not Shake Your Negroni
Watch as Tucci bruises the Negroni to death, yielding a cloudy, frozen, dead soldier of a cocktail, much more to do with ice and gin well-crafted drink.
8 Cocktails To Toast Your Patron Saint On St. Patrick’s Day, No Matter Your Politics
It is time to start stocking the liquor cabinet with bottles of liquid courage for the upcoming presidential election. Why not kill two birds with one stone by toasting to your favorite cause and imploring heaven’s aid?
Vodka Ain’t Sanitizer, But These Classic Vodka Cocktails Will Keep You Healthy Through Delicious, Delicious Quarantine
Do not despair if you’re one of the good folks who bought a case of vodka to sanitize yourself from coronavirus, though maybe don’t admit to your friends that’s why you bought it.
Seven Valentine’s Day Cocktails To Help You Celebrate Love
Whether you want to class up your romantic evening with a special cocktail, or anguish like an emo James Comey, we have the perfect drink for you.
The Murder Of My Beloved IPA And The Rise Of The Great Pretender
There was a golden age once — lasted maybe two decades — where you could walk into a bar in any good-sized city, order the local IPA, and be satisfied. Those days are gone.
A Right, Proper, And Manly Guide To The Cocktails Of Christmas
it is right, proper and manly to raise our glass in the traditions of the merry gentlemen who’ve raised theirs before us, God rest ’em.
Dear Cory Booker: This Is How You Make A Margarita
Cory Booker was asked how to make a margarita. He said ice, fruit, and vodka.
It’s Fine If Malia Drinks Underage, But Here Are Some Better Rosès For Next Time
In fairness to Malia Obama, very few 20-year-olds in history have been credited with having any taste in wine whatsoever. She could be doing much, much worse.
8 Delicious Booze-Free Cocktails to Help You Survive Dry January
‘Dry January’ has gained popularity over the past few years as many choose to forgo their typical imbibing lifestyle for a booze-free month.
85 Years After Prohibition Was Repealed, It’s Still Dogging Millions Of Americans
Many states maintain unjust and irksome regulations on their alcohol industries. Lovers of freedom should work to repeal today’s remnants of the temperance movement.
Your Gift Guide To Classic Outfittings For The Home Bar
Don’t be fooled by silly or gimmicky bar products. Drink-making is one of the oldest, most fun traditions in the world, and doesn’t require nifty gadgets that will get lost in a drawer for years.
John McAfee Is Right: This $700 Wine Is Worse Than $1.63 ‘Primal Sludge’
I have had many samples of low-quality, high-volume wine in my career. I too find them barely discernable from the grotesquely expensive ‘luxury’ brands.
I Took A Beer Bath In Iceland, And It Was Glorious
Don’t go pouring kegs of Bud Light into a bathtub in your dorm and think you can woo a girl with a ‘beer spa experience.’ The real deal is in Iceland.
How I Discovered This Cap’n Crunch Flavor Is The Holy Grail Of Slurpee
No other frosted drink manages to successfully juggle consistency of mouth feel and taste while ensuring the beverage doesn’t end with flavorless ice chunks like the Slurpee.
As We Approach The Drinkularity, It’s Time To Grant Bourbon Personhood
A chain reaction of bourbon development, triggered by the emergence of one super-bourbon, may disrupt the global intoxication balance and ultimately result in an extinction-level event.
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