Catholic Bishops Forbid Making Sign Of The Cross: ‘You Could Poke Your Eye Out And Go Blind’
The latest announcement was the most recent of a series of changes beginning with the indefinite suspension of all public Masses and the abolition of meatless Fridays in Lent.
5 Bailout Negotiators More Trustworthy Than Steve Mnuchin
The Treasury secretary isn’t proving up to the job of actually helping America, and it’s time to replace him with proven winners.
‘The Hunt’ Is Not About Liberals Killing Conservatives, It’s Funny Bipartisan Satire
As we enter a year in which the madness on all sides will rise to a fever pitch, ‘The Hunt’ may be the cold shower we all desperately need.
Mike Bloomberg To Buy Ad Space In Your Dreams
After a sluggish debate performance the Bloomberg campaign is launching new ads targeted at sleeping voters.
I Own A Peloton Bike, And I’m Better Than You
When we’re awake at 4 a.m. on Christmas morning, our Lululemon athleisure wear hugging every crevice of our hard, angular bodies, where will you be? In bed wasting oxygen. That’s where.
Why ‘Jojo Rabbit’ Is Social Justice Filmmaking Done Right
Director Taika Waititi lures us in with what makes us laugh, then shows us his true brilliance by making us cry.
I’m Definitely A Real Wall Street Guy Who Hates Elizabeth Warren
You can shake my hand and feel my flesh gripping yours and maybe even sense our lifestyles are comparable.
While Twitter Locks Down Satire Like Titania McGrath, It Lets Lefties Promote Hate Scot-Free
As these prominent leftist figures used Twitter to promote violence, Twitter stood by and did nothing, while instead holding a harmless parody account by a known satirist to a different standard.
Not Even Jonathan Franzen Can Top My Concern Over Climate Change
Where I live, there’s an organization called Feed The Homeless While Not Using Any Fossil Fuels And Fighting Racism. I give them $100 a year so they don’t ring my doorbell.
Left-Wing ‘Fact-Checker’ Snopes Is Trying To Deplatform Babylon Bee
The fact-checking website Snopes.com, wrote a “fact-check” article questioning the satirical nature of the Babylon Bee.
We Work For Bernie, Here Are Our Demands
We, the workers of Sandernista International Local 101, demand fair and equal treatment from our employer, Bernie Sanders.
Why ‘Law And Order: Hate Crimes Unit’ Is The Show America Needs
The new Netflix original mini-series exposes the dark heart of American hatred with all the trappings of ‘Law and Order’ we love.
We Only Have Three And A Half Days To Stop Climate Change
If we don’t surrender our rights and hand control of the economy over to the state, the world will pretty much be over by Tuesday morning.
A Conversation With The Anti-Political Correctness Satirist Who Is Pissing Off Instagram
A conversation with humorist MADEbyJIMBOB (@madebyjimbob) on content suppression, late-night comedy, and the importance of satire in our political moment.
Why The Right Should Adore Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez With Every Fiber Of Their Beings
My adoration knows no bounds. Alexandria, you are the best thing that’s happened to the conservative movement since California politicians four times your age discovered Botox.
Which Jokes From ‘The Office’ Are Problematic?
The answer is all of them, and also none of them. It’s satire designed to poke fun at people like Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute, after all.
Why My Wife And I Decided To Abort Our Unborn Gay Son
Even Richard Dawkins tweeted it would be immoral to have a child who would suffer because of his genetics. I’m sure we’re on solid ground here.
The Beto Diaries
An unpublished journal entry by Texas congressman and liberal darling Beto O’Rouke provides startling insight into the mind of the failed Senate candidate and formidable presidential contender.
Woke Progressives Turn Their Public Shaming Ritual Into A Formal Religious Ceremony
In these latter days, the greatest way to atone for the sins of uninclusivity is found inside a church known as the Cathedral of Blessed Wokery, currently meeting in a 55,000-square-foot Malibu mansion.
Church Of England’s Transgender Baptisms Blaze Trail For 3 More Blasphemous Rites
It’s time to stop marginalizing the Christians in polyamorous lifestyles, for example. We must institute ‘Holy Throupling’ to fully sanctify their love.
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