University Affirms ‘QAnon Conspiracy’ On COVID Spreading Through WiFi
“We have no choice but to cut the WiFi from all students who do not get the vaccine so we can protect the university from further infection,” administrators said.
After Afghanistan Debacle, Trump Must Be Impeached For A Third Time
Pelosi may have failed in her efforts to impeach Trump the first time, and then again after he left office, but this time is different. Trump is responsible for Afghanistan.
How The Left’s Calcified Identity Politics Ruined The New ‘Gossip Girl’
Satirists will have to get over their unwarranted adulation of people based on skin color alone if they want to have any fun.
Why Anthony Fauci’s Next Heroic Crusade Needs To Be Against Lightning
Together, apart, we can thwart nature, exaggerate risks, and protect our children from an invisible monster that poses basically zero risk to them.
Babylon Bee Demands New York Times Retract Statement Declaring Satire Site ‘Far-Right Misinformation’
The Babylon Bee demanded the New York Times retract a characterization of the conservative satire site as a ‘far-right misinformation site’ on Friday.
It’s Time For Big Business To Replace All Their CEOs With Twitter Mobs
Sure, you could have a leader who ‘makes decisions’ and ‘goes against conventional wisdom,’ but you don’t want to get dragged on Twitter, do you?
The Left’s Inability To Take A Joke Is Emotionally Crippling Our Culture
The consequence of the crusade of stifle all teasing has resulted in a generation of emotionally and intellectually underdeveloped whiners.
Big Tech’s Double-Standard On Conservative Comics Is Getting Worse
Comedy isn’t meant to share hard truths that withstand fact checks. Satirists exaggerate to blur the line between truth and fiction to make salient points.
If You Liked Common Core, You’re Going To Love Joe Biden’s Anti-American Civics Project
We have just the perfect solution for American kids’ deep ignorance about their nation’s founding principles, system of government, and history. It’s making them into political activists!
The Greatest Living American Writer Finally Renounces The Federalist
In an attempt to save my shattered reputation, I renounce The Federalist. It is too little, too late, and not nearly enough, for our culture has silenced me forever.
Ted Cruz Dunks On Austere Leftists Who Don’t Understand Satire
“I wish this was parody,” Cruz said, implicitly referring to the abrupt firing of former Disney “Mandalorian” actress Gina Carano.
We Must Ban These Christmas Classics To Please The Wokesters
In the name of social justice, it is important to quash all the good Christmas feelings and instead find something at which to take offense.
Let Me Tell You A Very Real ER Story That Confirms All My Political Dogmas
As my patient convulsed, this Nazi-sympathizing virus-denier who attended Sturgis and several illegal Thanksgivings said, ‘I should have voted for Biden.’
I Keep My Kid Locked In The Apartment. So What? (An Op-Ed From 2019)
People keep telling me that these choices are going to have lasting, long-term, negative effects on my child. Come on, man. Kids are adaptable.
A Day In The Life Of An Anonymous Resistance Member Inside The Trump Administration
The reality is that anyone who demands ‘evidence’ — itself a term invented by slaveowners to assert dominion over oppressed minorities — hates this country and the Constitution I swore an oath to defend.
Facebook Demonetizes Satire Site Babylon Bee, Claims Monty Python Spoof ‘Incites Violence’
The Bee’s CEO Seth Dillon announced the demonetization, claiming Facebook pulled down the article based on a “regurgitated joke from a Monty Python movie.”
The Rise Of Activist Comedy Explains ‘SNL’s’ Pathetic Premiere
If Saturday Night Live can’t make two Boomer Kings desperate to be president funny, it’s an incredible waste of content and talent.
Twitter Bans Babylon Bee, Then Claims It Was An Innocent Mistake
It’s disappointing to see accounts mocking the insanity of current times be banned when accounts parroting the same ideas earnestly are given free rein.
The Greatest Living American Writer Resigns, Decries Slack Channel Cowards
This resignation letter is different from the letters I’ve written in the past. It’s about ideas.
Here Are 24 Alternate Names For U.S. Army Forts And Military Bases
Perhaps it is worth considering the possibilities of offering recruits more truth in advertising via modern names.
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