“We have no choice but to cut the WiFi from all students who do not get the vaccine so we can protect the university from further infection,” administrators said.
Pelosi may have failed in her efforts to impeach Trump the first time, and then again after he left office, but this time is different. Trump is responsible for Afghanistan.
Satirists will have to get over their unwarranted adulation of people based on skin color alone if they want to have any fun.
Together, apart, we can thwart nature, exaggerate risks, and protect our children from an invisible monster that poses basically zero risk to them.
The Babylon Bee demanded the New York Times retract a characterization of the conservative satire site as a ‘far-right misinformation site’ on Friday.
The consequence of the crusade of stifle all teasing has resulted in a generation of emotionally and intellectually underdeveloped whiners.
Comedy isn’t meant to share hard truths that withstand fact checks. Satirists exaggerate to blur the line between truth and fiction to make salient points.
We have just the perfect solution for American kids’ deep ignorance about their nation’s founding principles, system of government, and history. It’s making them into political activists!
In an attempt to save my shattered reputation, I renounce The Federalist. It is too little, too late, and not nearly enough, for our culture has silenced me forever.
“I wish this was parody,” Cruz said, implicitly referring to the abrupt firing of former Disney “Mandalorian” actress Gina Carano.
In the name of social justice, it is important to quash all the good Christmas feelings and instead find something at which to take offense.
As my patient convulsed, this Nazi-sympathizing virus-denier who attended Sturgis and several illegal Thanksgivings said, ‘I should have voted for Biden.’
People keep telling me that these choices are going to have lasting, long-term, negative effects on my child. Come on, man. Kids are adaptable.
The reality is that anyone who demands ‘evidence’ — itself a term invented by slaveowners to assert dominion over oppressed minorities — hates this country and the Constitution I swore an oath to defend.
The Bee’s CEO Seth Dillon announced the demonetization, claiming Facebook pulled down the article based on a “regurgitated joke from a Monty Python movie.”
If Saturday Night Live can’t make two Boomer Kings desperate to be president funny, it’s an incredible waste of content and talent.
It’s disappointing to see accounts mocking the insanity of current times be banned when accounts parroting the same ideas earnestly are given free rein.
This resignation letter is different from the letters I’ve written in the past. It’s about ideas.
Perhaps it is worth considering the possibilities of offering recruits more truth in advertising via modern names.
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