6 More Reasons To Cancel ‘Looney Tunes’ Besides Elmer Fudd’s Gun
HBO Max has already demonstrated the bravery of capitulation by temporarily pulling ‘Gone with the Wind.’ Now it’s time for them to permanently pull the plug on ‘Looney Tunes.’
I’m The Rapid Response Social Worker Who Replaced The Police
It’s not an easy job. In fact, it’s impossible, but it’s for social justice!
How Coronavirus Would Transform These Famous American Sayings
‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their government with certain Rights that may only be rescinded if exercising those Rights carries any risk.’
What Our Post-COVID World Must Look Like
We must build a society based on what I call ‘rational kindness combined with government-mandated contact tracing.’
Here’s 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Phyllis Schlafly
My mother Phyllis Schlafly made quite a name for herself in the fight over the Equal Rights Amendment, but here are a few little-known facts about her.
My Brilliant Nine-Phase Retractable Plan For Reopening The Nation
Restaurants will reopen, but only for one customer at a time. Shopkeepers must shoot pre-purchased goods out of a T-shirt cannon, and we can only catch them if we’re wearing gloves.
In Autobiography, Woody Allen’s Shrillness And Misogyny Cancel Out The Humor
Woody Allen tries and fails to present himself as worlds away from his screen persona of a hopelessly neurotic, oversexed failure with women and an all-around coward.
‘What We Do in the Shadows’ Is Sitcom Gold
If you find yourself constantly revisiting Dunder Mifflin’s Scranton outpost, I think you’ll find ‘What We Do in the Shadows’ to be well worth your time.
The World’s Greatest Living Pandemic Expert Takes The Podium
Did anyone listen to me? No. But they’re listening to me now. And I’ve suddenly become quite expensive.
Mike Leach Is The Latest Victim Of PC Insanity
Mississippi State football coach Mike Leach is being dragged over the coals for tweeting an innocent joke about the frustrations of quarantine.
Catholic Bishops Forbid Making Sign Of The Cross: ‘You Could Poke Your Eye Out And Go Blind’
The latest announcement was the most recent of a series of changes beginning with the indefinite suspension of all public Masses and the abolition of meatless Fridays in Lent.
69 Things Virginians Can Do For Their 69 Days Of Lockdown
These lockdown activities won’t keep Virginians sane, but they will make their impending descent into madness more entertaining.
5 Bailout Negotiators More Trustworthy Than Steve Mnuchin
The Treasury secretary isn’t proving up to the job of actually helping America, and it’s time to replace him with proven winners.
How The Greatest Living American Writer Endures His Quarantine
I’m proud to be part of a long tradition of productive plague authors. As I gaze upon the valley below from the parapets of Mount Winchester, I am alone with my prose. And my health.
Exclusive Interview With Coronavirus: ‘I’m Very Proud Of My Chinese Heritage’
I decided to go directly to the source. I reached out to the coronavirus, who is currently living in an undisclosed location on the East Coast.
This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 132
Albert, the hero of our story, never set out to be a sentient wooden leg. He never even set out to be sentient.
At Impeachment Trial, A Special Species Goes On Rare Display
Hopefully, the copious notes I took while watching the Senate’s impeachment trial will allow future generations to benefit from these important scientific insights.
Liberal Hacks Compete For 2020’s Top (Or Worst?) Pundit Award
The other matchup that jumps out at me is the possibility of Jennifer Rubin matching up with her Washington Post teammate Max Boot with the Final Four on the line.
5 Perfect Ways To Celebrate Trump’s Inevitable Acquittal
Acquittal Day is just around the corner. Here are some tips to make the most of yours.
‘The Gentlemen’ Takes On Oversensitive Pajama Boys With Humor
Through a strange series of comic circumstances, Guy Ritchie’s new heroes band together against mysterious enemies in the first marijuana heroism movie.
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