69 Things Virginians Can Do For Their 69 Days Of Lockdown
These lockdown activities won’t keep Virginians sane, but they will make their impending descent into madness more entertaining.
5 Bailout Negotiators More Trustworthy Than Steve Mnuchin
The Treasury secretary isn’t proving up to the job of actually helping America, and it’s time to replace him with proven winners.
How The Greatest Living American Writer Endures His Quarantine
I’m proud to be part of a long tradition of productive plague authors. As I gaze upon the valley below from the parapets of Mount Winchester, I am alone with my prose. And my health.
Exclusive Interview With Coronavirus: ‘I’m Very Proud Of My Chinese Heritage’
I decided to go directly to the source. I reached out to the coronavirus, who is currently living in an undisclosed location on the East Coast.
This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 132
Albert, the hero of our story, never set out to be a sentient wooden leg. He never even set out to be sentient.
At Impeachment Trial, A Special Species Goes On Rare Display
Hopefully, the copious notes I took while watching the Senate’s impeachment trial will allow future generations to benefit from these important scientific insights.
Liberal Hacks Compete For 2020’s Top (Or Worst?) Pundit Award
The other matchup that jumps out at me is the possibility of Jennifer Rubin matching up with her Washington Post teammate Max Boot with the Final Four on the line.
5 Perfect Ways To Celebrate Trump’s Inevitable Acquittal
Acquittal Day is just around the corner. Here are some tips to make the most of yours.
‘The Gentlemen’ Takes On Oversensitive Pajama Boys With Humor
Through a strange series of comic circumstances, Guy Ritchie’s new heroes band together against mysterious enemies in the first marijuana heroism movie.
Mike Rowe’s Latest Book Will Delight Your Nostalgic Funnybone
Beloved TV host and everyman Mike Rowe’s book, ‘The Way I Heard It,’ is a mash-up of personal stories and historical vignettes that tug at your heartstrings and whack your funnybone.
Best Tweets Of The Seventh And Final Democrat Primary Debate
If you had better things to do than watch CNN for two and a half hours, never fear: Here are the best tweets of the evening for your reading pleasure.
This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 131
As the moon rises, another shirt and pair of shoes get ruined.
There’s A Very Real Reason The Phrase ‘As A Millennial’ Fills Us With Contempt
Word for word, ‘as a millennial’ might seem as innocuous a sentence-starter as any. Playful, maybe. No harm in it. That just makes it worse.
Why ‘South Park’ Is 100 Percent Right About Legalizing Cocaine
Last week, this year’s Christmas episode of ‘South Park’ came out, lampooning everything that’s wrong and right about legalizing cocaine.
I Own A Peloton Bike, And I’m Better Than You
When we’re awake at 4 a.m. on Christmas morning, our Lululemon athleisure wear hugging every crevice of our hard, angular bodies, where will you be? In bed wasting oxygen. That’s where.
Comedy Writer Stages Comeback For VeggieTales’ Animated Produce
Two years before the release of ‘Toy Story,’ Phil Vischer released the first computer-animated VeggieTales film. Now he’s reviving the Bible-based children’s series for a new generation.
The Hardware Store Proves We’ll Never Erase The Sexes From Our Language
You see, I needed a self-centering hole locator to finish a rim joist on the deck we were building, and a pipe nipple, ballcock, and pipe dope for some plumbing repairs. I also needed to buttress a groin vault.
‘Office Ladies’ Podcast Honors The Era Of Politically Incorrect Comedy
15 years after “The Office,” the show’s stars, Jenna Fischer and Angela Kinsey kickstarted a re-watch podcast called “Office Ladies.”
This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 129
It’s fall, which means it’s time to pick apples and steal cars.
Hillary Clinton Is Poised To Finally Give Baby Boomers A Voice In Presidential Elections
She just needs to embrace these simple steps, plus serve cookies and tea.
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- Media Reaction To Yamiche Alcindor Dustup With Trump Shows Why Their Approval Ratings Are LowHer peers rushed to defend her, but Alcindor has a traccontinue reading >
