Here’s How You Can Drink To The Infamous Florida Man
Next time you need a pick me up, grab a Florida Man from the fridge, and search ‘Florida Man’ on your phone. You’ll be laughing for hours.
University Affirms ‘QAnon Conspiracy’ On COVID Spreading Through WiFi
“We have no choice but to cut the WiFi from all students who do not get the vaccine so we can protect the university from further infection,” administrators said.
Ad Seeks To Place ‘A Pair Of Destructive Demon Cats Who Stink Up Your Home’
If Prancer, the ‘haunted Victorian child’ dog from viral ad, could find a home, are these poop machine ‘demon cats’ next?
Women’s Sport, Foreign Meddling, And Dancing? Surely This Is Not The Grand Old Party A Whalin’ Yankee Man Deserves
We might not a’ toasted at all if we’d known the tattered state of our proud country and the party we’d returned to a full 12 years later.
It’s Time For Big Business To Replace All Their CEOs With Twitter Mobs
Sure, you could have a leader who ‘makes decisions’ and ‘goes against conventional wisdom,’ but you don’t want to get dragged on Twitter, do you?
The Left’s Inability To Take A Joke Is Emotionally Crippling Our Culture
The consequence of the crusade of stifle all teasing has resulted in a generation of emotionally and intellectually underdeveloped whiners.
Federal Bureaucrats Keep Legally Harassing The Federalist Over A Twitter Joke
Domenech’s tweet was a joke, not a threat. FDRLST Media is not a cartoonishly evil mega-conglomerate with its own salt mine.
The Greatest Living American Writer Finally Renounces The Federalist
In an attempt to save my shattered reputation, I renounce The Federalist. It is too little, too late, and not nearly enough, for our culture has silenced me forever.
Let Me Tell You A Very Real ER Story That Confirms All My Political Dogmas
As my patient convulsed, this Nazi-sympathizing virus-denier who attended Sturgis and several illegal Thanksgivings said, ‘I should have voted for Biden.’
An Oral History Of Watching CNN This Election Week
Of course, Election Night can only mean one thing: CNN, the Comedy News Network, which has always been the funniest parody of newscasting on TV.
Like My Friend Franz Kafka, I’ve Got The Best COVID Rules For Joe Biden
Restaurants must close at 10 p.m., except on Wednesdays, when they must close at 9 p.m., and Sundays, when they must close at 3 p.m. but cannot open until 4 p.m.
A Day In The Life Of An Anonymous Resistance Member Inside The Trump Administration
The reality is that anyone who demands ‘evidence’ — itself a term invented by slaveowners to assert dominion over oppressed minorities — hates this country and the Constitution I swore an oath to defend.
Saving Lives By Doing Absolutely Nothing Is My Best Achievement Yet
COVID-19 will never be over. We’re in for the longest, hardest, saddest winter since Joseph Stalin and Walter Duranty danced a jig together in Moscow.
Dear Governor Cuomo: Chicken Wings Are Indeed A Meal
Obviously the governor has never seen this video or ever eaten a plate of wings. If he had, he would know the truth about crowd-pleasing chicken wings.
Your Complete Guide To Canceling Every Team In Major League Baseball
Why stop at the Cleveland Indians or Texas Rangers? When you think about it, every single team name in Major League Baseball is irredeemably offensive.
How A Conservative Commentator’s Photo Helped This Couple Fall In Love
In a humorous and heartwarming story of ‘catfishing’ actually working, Guy Benson’s likeness catalyzed the romance between a couple who will be married next weekend.
The Greatest Living American Writer Resigns, Decries Slack Channel Cowards
This resignation letter is different from the letters I’ve written in the past. It’s about ideas.
Kurt Schlichter’s Episodic Devotional Will Make Righties Laugh And Cheer
The notorious columnist’s latest book, ‘The 21 Biggest Lies About Donald Trump (and You!),’ is funny, completely over-the-top, and a more appropriate response to the calumny directed at conservatives than allegedly decorous political observers want to admit.
6 More Reasons To Cancel ‘Looney Tunes’ Besides Elmer Fudd’s Gun
HBO Max has already demonstrated the bravery of capitulation by temporarily pulling ‘Gone with the Wind.’ Now it’s time for them to permanently pull the plug on ‘Looney Tunes.’
I’m The Rapid Response Social Worker Who Replaced The Police
It’s not an easy job. In fact, it’s impossible, but it’s for social justice!
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