Hunt’s Apologizes For Assuming Manwich’s Sex
Hunt’s, the company known for making tomato products, has officially apologized for assuming the sex of its canned sloppy Joe mix.
15 Best Memes About The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Finale
Regardless of how the series ended, you knew the Internet would serve up plenty of silly memes to mark the end of HBO’s ‘Game of Thrones.’
Gen X Is The Best Mess Ever
Gen X grew up with parents who were always getting divorced, and siblings who were always drunk. When we came home from school, the house was empty, and so was the refrigerator.
‘Veep’s’ Greatest Weapon Was Making No Topic Off-Limits For Jokes
In an era where comedy has been neutered in the name of political correctness, ‘Veep’ remained wholly unconcerned with who it might offend.
This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 123
In 2020, you have a choice. You can go for those who want to play Johnny Appleseed or you can go for those who have your ability to breathe freely in mind.
Canadian Comedian Sugar Sammy Offends Audiences Across Cultures
Ben Domenech interviews Canadian Comedian Sugar Sammy on the Federalist Radio Hour.
‘Legally Blonde 2’ Explains How Congress Can Stop Infanticide
The Born-Alive Abortion Survivors Protection Act bill has a chance. Because a lot of people are angry about little babies being left alone on a table to die.
The Saga Of NBA Player Jordan Bell Reminds Us That Pranks Are Good
Bell’s shenanigans were downright anodyne and something that should have been laughed off, but apparently if there’s one thing a true warrior can’t handle, it’s aromatherapy.
This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 122
If you’re looking for a ‘legitimate’ candidate for president, I’m an option.
10 Tips For First-Time Fathers In Their Thirties
I am uniquely qualified to teach men my age how to alter the tricks a twenty-something dad has in his arsenal to fit a body and mind that are approaching middle age.
A Conversation With The Anti-Political Correctness Satirist Who Is Pissing Off Instagram
A conversation with humorist MADEbyJIMBOB (@madebyjimbob) on content suppression, late-night comedy, and the importance of satire in our political moment.
Why The Left Is Developing Into A Bunch Of Prudish Tramps
We’re living in an era where the prudes are running the whorehouse, attempting to establish some things as sacrilege despite nothing being sacred.
Why The Right Should Adore Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez With Every Fiber Of Their Beings
My adoration knows no bounds. Alexandria, you are the best thing that’s happened to the conservative movement since California politicians four times your age discovered Botox.
Woke Comedians Are Ruining The Freedom Their Predecessors Went To Jail For
It’s just so heartwarming that groundbreakers like George Carlin and Lenny Bruce were arrested for words so today’s soft comedians could talk about comedy being problematic in prison-like safe spaces.
Six 100 Percent Legal Ways To Help Your Kids Get Into Elite Colleges
No need to bribe officials or Photoshop photos of your kids playing water polo. You should encourage them to be progressive activists instead!
Which Jokes From ‘The Office’ Are Problematic?
The answer is all of them, and also none of them. It’s satire designed to poke fun at people like Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute, after all.
5 Ways To Ask For A Raise Instead Of Faking A Hate Crime
While Jussie Smollett awaits trial for a Class 4 felony charge for filing a false police report, perhaps he could take this opportunity to think of better ways to procure a raise in the future.
This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 121
The year was 1986. That’s when the early signs of a revolution emerged in the form of Cool Ranch Doritos.
10 Ways Congress Can Apply The Green New Deal To Itself
If they wish to persist in their socialistic delusions, members of Congress who believe in the Green New Deal should first apply it to themselves. Hence the following list of proposals.
World’s Greatest Living Writer Obsequiously Apologizes For His Unpublished YA Novel
My publisher sent advance pages of my book to judgmental Goodreads critics and other young-adult writers who live angrily in small apartments. An enormous scandal erupted.
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