Don’t Drink Grey Goose Unless You’re A College Drunk
Contra your neighborhood hipster bar, there is no such thing as ‘craft vodka.’ Vodka is vodka, and there are only two kinds of it at the end of the day.
The Discerning Gentleman’s Guide To A (Tough But Also Sensitive) Classic Daiquiri
This is how you make the classic daiquiri, as manly a fruit drink as you’re going to find this side of a skull-shaped tiki bar.
Whoops: Progressive-Themed Beer Quickly Canceled For Offensive KKK Packaging
A peanut butter biscuit stout wrapped in a KKK hood was originally intended to “celebrate all things progressive.”
Stanley Tucci Is A Wonderful Actor But Please I Beg You Do Not Shake Your Negroni
Watch as Tucci bruises the Negroni to death, yielding a cloudy, frozen, dead soldier of a cocktail, much more to do with ice and gin well-crafted drink.
8 Cocktails To Toast Your Patron Saint On St. Patrick’s Day, No Matter Your Politics
It is time to start stocking the liquor cabinet with bottles of liquid courage for the upcoming presidential election. Why not kill two birds with one stone by toasting to your favorite cause and imploring heaven’s aid?
Vodka Ain’t Sanitizer, But These Classic Vodka Cocktails Will Keep You Healthy Through Delicious, Delicious Quarantine
Do not despair if you’re one of the good folks who bought a case of vodka to sanitize yourself from coronavirus, though maybe don’t admit to your friends that’s why you bought it.
Seven Valentine’s Day Cocktails To Help You Celebrate Love
Whether you want to class up your romantic evening with a special cocktail, or anguish like an emo James Comey, we have the perfect drink for you.
A Right, Proper, And Manly Guide To The Cocktails Of Christmas
it is right, proper and manly to raise our glass in the traditions of the merry gentlemen who’ve raised theirs before us, God rest ’em.
33-Plus Last-Minute Additions To Your Thanksgiving Menu
Even if you completely adore your normal Thanksgiving menu, take a moment to give these newcomers a chance. You might find a keeper.
Let’s Be Honest. Keurig Machines Deserve To Be Smashed. They Make Terrible Coffee
We need to talk about how awful Keurig machines are.
8 Delicious Booze-Free Cocktails to Help You Survive Dry January
‘Dry January’ has gained popularity over the past few years as many choose to forgo their typical imbibing lifestyle for a booze-free month.
Megan McArdle On Kitchen Appliance Guidance And Holiday Meals
Washington Post columnist Megan McArdle discusses The Weekly Standard, the best kitchen gadget gifts, and what to make for Christmas dinner this year.
Your Gift Guide To Classic Outfittings For The Home Bar
Don’t be fooled by silly or gimmicky bar products. Drink-making is one of the oldest, most fun traditions in the world, and doesn’t require nifty gadgets that will get lost in a drawer for years.
How I Discovered This Cap’n Crunch Flavor Is The Holy Grail Of Slurpee
No other frosted drink manages to successfully juggle consistency of mouth feel and taste while ensuring the beverage doesn’t end with flavorless ice chunks like the Slurpee.
The FDA Thinks You’re Too Stupid To Know That Almonds Don’t Really Make Milk
The American people can tell the difference between coconut and dairy milk without the help of Food and Drug Administration regulators, thanks.
As We Approach The Drinkularity, It’s Time To Grant Bourbon Personhood
A chain reaction of bourbon development, triggered by the emergence of one super-bourbon, may disrupt the global intoxication balance and ultimately result in an extinction-level event.
Celebrate The 50th Of Johnny Cash’s ‘At Folsom Prison’ With This Drink In Hand
‘At Folsom Prison’ reignited Johnny Cash’s music career, and led to a second live album at San Quentin the following year. It is still thought to be one of the best live albums of all time.
Twisted, Degrading Beer Labels And Names Spoils Industry Success
Some beer companies need to decide whether their product is about developing a taste for the finer things in life or an aid to preying on women.
5 Things You Should Drink Instead Of A Pumpkin Spice Latte
If you want a jolt of espresso, have espresso. Buy a cappuccino, or a latte. But if you want fall, don’t drink the sickly PSL. Drink cider.
What Happened When I Drank A Six-Pack Of Zima
People don’t need to remember the details of what Zima actually tastes like. If you feel you must taste again for yourself, then power through a six-pack.
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