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ESPN, the sports network that’s hemorrhaging viewers and is purging much of its on-air talent, published a poetry tribute to a woman who was convicted of killing a police officer.
She looked round the room crowded with the unfamiliar shadows of half things, broken things, former things and said, ‘I’ll race you home.’
Two-time British Olympic gold medalist James Cracknell said North Korea and Cuba are really good at keeping their people skinny. That’s because they’re starving.
Reid went to bed, clutching Sofia’s butterfly net, as he planned to use it to capture the meerkat. It was then that they noticed the Peeps.
A group of leftist millennials flipped off a monument in Washington DC that commemorates the 100 million victims whose lives have been lost under communist regimes.
She’d tried them all, and suffered many disgusting concoctions, yet never found the potion that would transform her into a Yeti or a demiurge.
Into the night crept a rogue gardener. No one ever saw him, only the fruits of his labor.
Belle came in, yawning, and sat down at the table. She was curious what the evening held in store.
During Neil Gorsuch’s confirmation hearings senators and commenters are batting around words like ‘textualist,’ ‘originalist,’ and ‘evolutionist.’ Here’s an illustration.
John McNamara had eyes only for the city council. The elaborate plan he enacted to gain that seat would rock Alabama City, Alabama State, and Alabama Country for years to come.
There’s another, fundamental step we need to take if we are truly serious about eradicating all distinctions among human beings: Dexterity equality.
The car parked in the front lawn should have been her first clue that something was amiss, yet her dreams of fame and fortune propelled her forward and into the building.
When your honor is insulted, you must demand satisfaction.
In the latest episode of “Full Frontal with Samantha Bee” the show said a young man had a “Nazi” haircut, but he’s a #NeverTrumper who has brain cancer.
This week, liberals savagely mocked Ben Carson for supposedly comparing slaves to immigrants but were quiet when Obama did the exact same thing.
A Washington D.C. suburb that voted for Clinton in November is preemptively cancelling classes on Wednesday so its teachers can protest Donald Trump.
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