The Shapeless Banality Of Quarantine Takes Place In New York City
It’s only been a week and already quarantine is getting pretty old.
Cardi B Might Just Be More Qualified For Congress Than AOC Is
While Cardi B’s grammar is far from perfect, her life experiences suggest she’s more qualified to be in Congress than Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
The Washington Post Is Worse For The Planet Than Dogs Are
The Washington Post is one of the world’s most destructive newspapers. Their attack on man’s best friend proves it.
14 Completely Insane Reactions To Brett Kavanaugh’s Confirmation
Liberals are losing their minds over Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation to the Supreme Court on Saturday. Here’s some of the best.
Seriously, What Is Going On With Mark Zuckerberg’s Hair?
Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg sported a really disturbing hairstyle, while testifying before Congress on Tuesday afternoon.
Vox: That Drooling Kennedy Ginger Is Just Like Abraham Lincoln
During Rep. Joe Kennedy’s response to Donald Trump’s first State of the Union address on Tuesday night, the Democratic congressman got wrecked on the Internet.
WATCH: This Might Be The Weirdest Thing Clinton Has Ever Said On Camera
‘Hey everyone, I just wanted to say …’
Will You Daylight Saving Time Whiners Stop Bothering Me And Work On Getting Rid Of It?
Histrionic complaints about Daylight Saving Time are a stain on our national character. Let’s direct them elsewhere.
Watch The Ladies Of ‘The View’ Literally Beg Chelsea Clinton To Run For Office
Sara Haines, co-host of ABC’s “The View,” pleaded with Chelsea Clinton to reconsider running for political office on Wednesday.
Hillary Clinton: Chardonnay Helped Me Cope With Election Loss
‘I won’t lie, Chardonnay helped a little, too.’
14 Celebrities Who Said They Would Leave The Country If Trump Won
Time to pack your bags!
Watch A Congresswoman Dab During A Televised Senate Debate
This is as wonderfully painful to watch as you think it is.
Amtrak Waited 6 Months To Ask If A Trapped Woman Made It Out Of An Elevator
A woman was trapped in an Amtrak elevator at the airport. She tweeted for help. Nearly seven months later, Amtrak finally asked her if she got out of the elevator.
Are Your Hands Bigger Than Donald Trump’s?
The true size of Donald Trump’s hands have been revealed — and they are indeed quite small for a man of his height.
Surprise! Audit Finds TSA Doesn’t Keep Airports Secure
A federal agency released a report Tuesday revealing that the Transportation Safety Administration is failing to keep airports secure.
Federal IG: Hillary Clinton’s Secret Server Scheme Violated Federal Law
A new report confirms that Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server during her tenure as secretary of State violated federal policy.
Watch Hillary Clinton Lie For 13 Minutes Straight
Hillary Clinton lies. A lot. About gay marriage. About being pinned down by sniper fire. About everything. Here’s footage of her lying for 13 straight minutes.
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