While testifying before Congress on Tuesday afternoon, Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg sported a really disturbing hairstyle.
Seriously look at his hairline.
This raises a lot of questions. Was he trying to fix a lawnmower by sticking his head into it? Why is a billionaire fixing a lawnmower himself instead of paying for someone else to do it? Why does a billionaire have this bad of a haircut? Did he go to SuperCuts and insist that a blind person do the job? Did he cut it himself after drinking a bottle of wine? Did his wife do it for him in the dark?
We deserve answers!!!
I’m not the only one who is wondering.
https://twitter.com/dennisdmz/status/983785930799525893?s=21
For a more complete view of Zuck’s hairline you can watch the clip below.
Mark #Zuckerberg announces the changes Facebook is making to prevent another breach of privacy: https://t.co/wJqYcrXvsI pic.twitter.com/XosIQ1A2it
— FOX Business (@FoxBusiness) April 10, 2018
I can’t decide whether I hugely admire or am intensely irritated by the fact that Mark #Zuckerberg is a multi-billionaire yet appears to cut his own hair and doesn’t own even one half decent suit, shirt or tie. pic.twitter.com/hdV6fDAliO
— Julia Hartley-Brewer (@JuliaHB1) April 10, 2018
*gasp*#Zuckerberg pic.twitter.com/NEnpJCyGsH
— Toby Earle (@TobyonTV) April 10, 2018
Awkward twelve-year-old boy on the news. Not sure who he is. #Zuckerberg pic.twitter.com/nKhiLcUgci
— Elizabeth Windsor (parody) (@Queen_UK) April 10, 2018
"Help me, Justin Timberlake!" #Zuckerberg pic.twitter.com/cFFXjvhGC8
— Christina Warren (@film_girl) April 10, 2018
