While testifying before Congress on Tuesday afternoon, Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg sported a really disturbing hairstyle.
Seriously look at his hairline.
This raises a lot of questions. Was he trying to fix a lawnmower by sticking his head into it? Why is a billionaire fixing a lawnmower himself instead of paying for someone else to do it? Why does a billionaire have this bad of a haircut? Did he go to SuperCuts and insist that a blind person do the job? Did he cut it himself after drinking a bottle of wine? Did his wife do it for him in the dark?
We deserve answers!!!
I’m not the only one who is wondering.
That is a 900-year-old porcelain Song dynasty bowl haircut.
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) April 10, 2018
For a more complete view of Zuck’s hairline you can watch the clip below.
— FOX Business (@FoxBusiness) April 10, 2018
I can’t decide whether I hugely admire or am intensely irritated by the fact that Mark #Zuckerberg is a multi-billionaire yet appears to cut his own hair and doesn’t own even one half decent suit, shirt or tie. pic.twitter.com/hdV6fDAliO
— Julia Hartley-Brewer (@JuliaHB1) April 10, 2018
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— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) April 10, 2018
— Christina Warren (@film_girl) April 10, 2018