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5 Things You Missed Last Night On ‘Bachelorette: The Men Tell All’

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In last night’s episode of ABC’s ‘The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All,’ host Chris Harrison interviewed the men Becca Kufrin has sent home.

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In last night’s episode of ABC’s “The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All,” host Chris Harrison interviewed the men Becca Kufrin has sent home thus far. They dished about their experience and secrets.

1. Jordan Sucks Up All The Attention

It wouldn’t be “The Bachelor” franchise without the network priming the audience for the next crazy contestant a la Corinne Olympios to appear in next season’s “Bachelor In Paradise.” Jordan, the male model who models his speaking patterns after those of the president of the United States, spent a lot of time onscreen in his underwear.

Chris Harrison asks Jordan what he did with the pair of golden underwear that Becca gave him earlier in the season. In response, the male model dropped his pants to reveal that he was wearing them! Talk about a plot twist.

“Modeling is so much more than being ridiculously good looking,” he said. “You’re talking gym year-round, tan year-round, salt spray year-round. There’s so much involved, it’s — it’s taxing.”

Mmmm, yeah. We feel that.

“If I want to eat Cap’n Crunch with Orange Juice, I’ll do that!” he said in last night’s episode, when answering a question about finding love that was totally unrelated to cereal.

You can read 27 of his more ridiculous lines here.

Here’s a reminder that Jordan will be joining the cast of “Bachelor in Paradise” this coming season, which will be fun to watch.

2. The Weepy Virgin Breaks Down Onstage

Colton, who was sent home just after hometown visits and before the Fantasy Suite, opened up about being a virgin and almost broke down in sobs on national television. Apparently since he told Becca on air about his decision to stay chaste up until that point in his life, he’s been relentlessly teased and has been called unprintable slurs. This recent mistreatment has reaffirmed the shame he felt about his sexual status before the start of the show.

I don’t know why anyone would feel bad about being sexually responsible and not having any STDs, but apparently this was a big deal for him in locker rooms during his time as a professional football player. This moment was really hard to watch and sad.

3. Jason Talks Getting Sent Home Before the Fantasy Suite

Through his tears, Jason described getting sent home last week just before his chance to spend one-on-one time sans cameras with Becca in the Fantasy Suite. Overall, he was pretty mature about it on Monday night — but at one point annoyingly asked Becca what he “could do better next time.”

Dude, next time you date a girl probably won’t be on national television where she is also dating 25 other dudes. Don’t be too hard on yourself.

You can watch their painful breakup from last week in the video below.

4. Joe The Grocer Makes An Appearance!

The man who was sent home on night one, but stole America’s hearts, was back on the couch beside Chris Harrison on Monday. Will he be next season’s “Bachelor?”

HEART EYES EMOJI.

5. One Contestant Tried To Hawk His Perfume

Jean Blanc — who was awkwardly sent home in an episode that aired last month after he told Becca that he loved her and she was NOT INTO IT — launched a perfume after his departure. Last night, he squeezed the final few drops out of his 15 seconds of fame in order to awkwardly half-interrupt the episode to sit on the couch beside Becca onstage and give her a gift.

Can you guess what the gift was? Yup. It was a bottle of his perfume, which he made sure to announce was ON SALE NOW. Jean Blanc, please stop.

In next week’s three-hour-long season finale, Becca will chose her man. Who will it be? My money is on Garrett.