Banning Straw Emojis Will Relieve About As Much Pollution As Banning The Straws Themselves
Activist-peddled environmental hysterics are leading to nonsensical calls for plastic straw emojis to be banned. Prosecute the emoji thought crimes!
Banning Plastic Straws Isn’t Enough; Now Envirokooks Want To Ban Straw Emojis, Too
Bacardi is taking a brave stance against emojis depicting straws and single-use plastic cups.
New Emoji Proves Now Is The Time To Fight For Redhead Equality
Despite our recent victory, redheads still face disenfranchisement if they want to use any other hairstyle, expression, or character on the emoji keyboard.
13 Emoji We Need Immediately Or We’ll Beset Google With Twitter Mobs
Until these are added to the emoji keyboard, Google needs to stop pretending they care about diversity and face the facts.
Real Men Use Emoji. Or, In Defense Of Being Lame AF
Being a little lame as we age is one of the proudest traditions we haven’t totally abandoned yet. It’s up to us to preserve it.
Dear Always: Emoji Are Not A Major Problem For Women
If we’re concerned with girls’ confidence, perhaps we ought to spend more time encouraging truly gratifying activities rather than whining about their emoji selections.
Diversity Is Racist: The Absurd Reaction To Apple’s New Emojis
You never knew emoticons could be so evil.
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