Activist-peddled environmental hysterics are leading to nonsensical calls for plastic straw emojis to be banned. Prosecute the emoji thought crimes!
Bacardi is taking a brave stance against emojis depicting straws and single-use plastic cups.
Despite our recent victory, redheads still face disenfranchisement if they want to use any other hairstyle, expression, or character on the emoji keyboard.
Until these are added to the emoji keyboard, Google needs to stop pretending they care about diversity and face the facts.
Being a little lame as we age is one of the proudest traditions we haven’t totally abandoned yet. It’s up to us to preserve it.
If we’re concerned with girls’ confidence, perhaps we ought to spend more time encouraging truly gratifying activities rather than whining about their emoji selections.
You never knew emoticons could be so evil.
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