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This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 12

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Once upon a time, there was a bunny rabbit and he had a carrot. He went in the clouds and saw a bird. He wished he could fly just like the bird. Then, one day, he grew wings. The bird and the bunny became friends and the bird promised to always go the bunny’s house so they could play. At that time, they became best friends forever. They always went to school and their houses, forever.

He should’ve stayed in school.


Accurate.


Curiosity drew it to the angry rope.


Obviously, it’s foots.


Especially geese.


Where can I buy one?


They were pondering the practical uses, like feeding snakes.


Although kids don’t always appreciate science.


Someone on Twitter got onto me for these and called them the Twitter equivalent of cat memes. Whatever.


Grammar is important.


It’s really important.


Especially when telling a story.


Women.


This is absurd. They never actually restrain you.


It’s actually pretty sweet if you think about it.


Unlike this.


People say romance is dead.


Should’ve let Saucy come over.


Or maybe not.


The third date is always memorable.


“Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark and listen to classical music!”


Dads try even less.


Choreplay never works, not that I’ve ever tried this because, c’mon, it’s not that complicated.


Never rearranged one dishwasher in his life.


Home Depot: For All Your Totally Legit and Not Illicit Needs.


Don’t ask about giga and terra.


But he’s a good listener.


Eh, it’s a light.


Solid parenting.


They never forget.


Doesn’t mean they’re not after you.


Way to give it away, Gordon.


The artist formerly known as honest.


Better do what she says.


Not sure what the problem is.


Winners ignore the rules and FIGHT.


Asking for it.


Excellent questions.


Preach.


Really, it’s okay.


Somebody get him a Twitter account, stat.


Thanks again for tuning in for another exciting edition of Rich’s Cat Memes. Don’t forget to head back next week for a delicious recipe for flying rabbit wings. They’re a little tough to catch, but the meat is really tender and juicy, and it’s totally worth it. In the meantime, enjoy all the beauty that life has to offer.