The whole ad exercise projects aura of a group therapy session, to get rid of that ‘anxiety’ or insecurity a lady might feel when exposed to an image of someone truly beautiful.

Maryann White, a Catholic mom, recently questioned University of Notre Dame female students’ habit of wearing leggings constantly. Young females responded by shaking their behinds even more.

Like Duckie, Robert Francis O’Rourke may come across as adorable to a properly initiated in-crowd member, but to the rest of us he’s more like Napoleon Dynamite, a not-so-charming oddball.

Turning mispronunciation into a micro-aggression just means helpful Americans will be dissuaded from helping immigrants with the cultural zeitgeist.