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It’s Biden Threatening Nuclear Armageddon After Six Years of Media Freakout Over Trump Tweets

Joe Biden is not a real president.


Did anyone else burst into a bout of uncontrollable, psychotic laughter upon reading the report that President Biden just told a room full of Democrat donors that the risk of nuclear “armageddon” has arrived?

I can’t be the only one. Here are some headlines from the not-too-distant past that immediately came to mind:

“We must Trump-proof the nuclear codes before 2024″— NBC News, March 12, 2022

“Gen. Milley feared Trump might launch nuclear attack, made secret calls to China, new book says”— USA Today, Sept. 14, 2021

“Trump is leading us into nuclear war, says Daniel Ellsberg (and he should know, he used to plan them)”— Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, Feb. 1, 2018

“Donald Trump’s Nuclear-War Threat”— The New Yorker, Aug. 9, 2017

“Clinton Says Trump Could Lead US Into Nuclear War”— Roll Call, June 2, 2016

So, wait a second. You mean we just spent the last six years with all of Washington and the national media swearing to voters that Trump had us on the brink of nuclear annihilation, only for it to be Biden, their choice for president, to get us right up on the cliff’s edge?

If that doesn’t have you pulling tufts of hair out of your scalp until it bleeds, check your pulse.

This can’t be real. Biden has to be fake. This must be a computer simulation.

For four years under Trump, gas was cheap, the stock market was booming, and a trip to the grocery store didn’t require customers to take out a second mortgage. Now under Biden, OPEC is gratuitously choking the energy supply, basic necessities are scarce, and a major war has American taxpayers spending more than $67 billion (and counting) to a country that’s 5,000 miles away. Oh, and now we have to worry about a nuclear confrontation with a global superpower!

If it were a movie script, not a single producer would find it believable. The writer would never work again.

But this is real? We elected a president, in earnest, who is this incompetent and terrible?

It’s nuclear war he’s warning of! This is the absolute worst-case scenario. The severity can’t be overstated. There aren’t enough mean Trump tweets in the world to excuse the state of things under this “president.”

I refuse to believe it. Biden isn’t a real president.

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