The second night of the first round of Democratic debates was more raucous than the first as the heavy-hitting candidates near the top of the polls gathered with a few oddballs to hash out the issues of the day. Some candidates were blasts from the past, others a hint of the future, and a few provoked millions across America to ask “Who the heck is that?”
We collected the best takes and one-liners from Twitter to sum up the evening.
Let’s get ready to rumble!!!!!! #DemocratDebates pic.twitter.com/g2Bux5e0Yl
— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) June 28, 2019
another night, another ten person debate. this is the future UCF fans want.
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) June 28, 2019
Part One: It Begins
At center-stage were the two frontrunners, septuagenarians Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders.
Instead of holding a policy debate tonight NBC should put a bowl of lukewarm soup between Bernie and Biden and have them argue whether to send it back or not
— Adam Blickstein (@AdamBlickstein) June 27, 2019
Sanders took the first question, about the cost of all the spending he proposed.
Sanders goes right to health care as a human right. Single-payer. He was asked about taxes.
— Stuart Rothenberg (@StuPolitics) June 28, 2019
“Yes, [the middle class] will pay more in taxes…” – @BernieSanders
— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) June 28, 2019
“The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to sell America on socialized medicine.”
— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) June 28, 2019
Biden was next asked about his comments to a room of rich donors, in which he said that “nothing would change” if he were elected.
Biden gave us word salad sprinkled with Trump bashing, yes?
— Damon Linker (@DamonLinker) June 28, 2019
I’m sure I just watched Biden say something but I can’t for the life of me remember what it was
— Noah Smith (@Noahpinion) June 28, 2019
Senator Kamala Harris started in with her plans, while attacking the current administration.
First Biden and then Sen. Harris say the economy isn’t working, which is not a very widely held belief right now.
— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) June 28, 2019
Senator Harris criticized the $1.5T tax cut under the TCJA. Her tax credit costs $3T.
— Nicole Kaeding (@NKaeding) June 28, 2019
The candidates continued with individualized questions in descending order of recognizably.
John Hickenlooper of Colorado:
Hickenlooper says Democrats need to make it clear that “we are not socialists,” warns against making unrealistic promises like “government jobs” for everyone.
Dems: pic.twitter.com/yyM7E3pRKS
— Jason Howerton (@jason_howerton) June 28, 2019
Kirsten Gillibrand of New York:
Ah, Gillibrand, the Manhattan top-firm lawyer for the tobacco companies, is denouncing the greed of America’s rich.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) June 28, 2019
Michael Bennet of … also Colorado?
Senator Michael Bennet looks and sounds like a new SNL member playing a generic senator.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) June 28, 2019
Still a bit strange that Hickenlooper and Bennet are both running.
— Ross Douthat (@DouthatNYT) June 28, 2019
Pete Buttigieg of Indiana:
PETE COMING IN WITH THE BAD SPANISH
— Sen. Mike Gravel (@MikeGravel) June 28, 2019
SPEAK NORWEGIAN DAMMIT.
— Ross Douthat (@DouthatNYT) June 28, 2019
Mayor Pete Foreign Language Free Space
— Lizzie O’Leary (@lizzieohreally) June 28, 2019
Eric Swalwell, from California, again:
Swallwell admits he’s an idiot who is 100k in student debt
— Evan Maguire (@EMaguire1776) June 28, 2019
Guy on the far right is 100% a used car salesman. Change my mind.
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) June 28, 2019
When Swalwell speaks, all I see is this: pic.twitter.com/fz3MPubFTU
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) June 28, 2019
Andrew Yang, from podcasts:
Andrew Yang is so edgy without a tie.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) June 28, 2019
John Maynard Yang.
— (Stephanie) Slade (@sladesr) June 28, 2019
Before they could go much further, Swalwell decided to take a swing at the biggest guy in the yard on the first day, telling Biden he was too old to be president.
Swalwell was sent back by Skynet to win the election, but his disguise as a human candidate isn’t very convincing. Even tho his dig at Old Man Biden is pretty good.
— Daniel McCarthy (@ToryAnarchist) June 28, 2019
HOLY CRAP. That dig at Biden. Wth I love Swalwell now.
— Kassy Dillon (@KassyDillon) June 28, 2019
Chaos ensued, and not for the last time. Biden pointedly refused to “pass the torch,” while Bernie, the oldest men on stage, defended his fellow representative of the Silent Generation. Everyone yelled for a while.
SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING
— Ivan Plis (@ivanplis) June 28, 2019
Harris jumped in with a totally spontaneous and not pre-written zinger.
Kamala Harris might have the line of the night after a lot of talking over each other:
“Guys, America doesn’t want to witness a food fight, they want to know how we’re going to put food on their table”
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) June 28, 2019
Kamala with the reality show applause break.
— neontaster (@neontaster) June 28, 2019
Back on track, Harris reminded the audience that everything is bad.
Kamala Harris says she’s unsure how Trump is measuring the health of the economy. Surprised she’s unclear that it’s GDP, job growth, wage growth, labor force participation, etc.
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) June 28, 2019
Part Two: Fixing Obamacare
Next, the candidates discussed how bad the health-care situation is in America and wonder why no one had tried to fix it yet. The night’s first show-of-hands question: who would outlaw private insurance. There were a few, including Harris, in her second or third flip-flop on the question.
Kamala: Abolish private insurance!
Kamala: Oh wait no, don’t abolish private insurance.
Kamala: WAIT YES ABOLISH PRIVATE HEALTH INSURANCE!#DemDebate2
— Liz Wheeler (@Liz_Wheeler) June 28, 2019
Harris joins Sanders (and Warren and de Blasio) in calling for abolishing private health insurance – which she previously backed and then backed away from
— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) June 28, 2019
Biden is clear that he’s trying to run as Third Term Obama—makes his stand on Obamacare. (But of course, he’s not Obama.)
— Daniel McCarthy (@ToryAnarchist) June 28, 2019
Bernie yelled glowingly about our neighbor to the north.
Bernie can see Canada from his house.
— EducatëdHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) June 28, 2019
The moderators finally remembered the tenth candidate on stage, Marianne Williamson of … I don’t know, wherever Gwyneth Paltrow lives.
23 minutes in and Marianne Williamson has not been called on and has not said a word.
— Yashar Ali (@yashar) June 28, 2019
Finally they found her. Her views on health care were inchoate.
Prayer and crystals baby we need miracles
— Nicholas Clairmont (@NickClairmont1) June 28, 2019
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON!! pic.twitter.com/ghGCJhMKAn
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) June 28, 2019
wait i didn’t know lucille bluth was running for president
— b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) June 28, 2019
“CHEMTRAILS!” — Marianne Williamson #DemDebate
— jon gabriel (@exjon) June 28, 2019
When your bro brings the new girlfriend to poker night and she starts talking about healing crystals pic.twitter.com/aopr9nlPXJ
— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) June 28, 2019
Marianne Williamson definitely took a course in reiki at the local community college.
— Tim Szostek (@timszostek) June 28, 2019
Marianne Williamson uses the word “yoni” on a regular basis.
— Kyle Sammin (@KyleSammin) June 28, 2019
Mariane Williamson the first openly anti-plan canidate. lets just do it and be legends. big fan
— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) June 28, 2019
The health-care debate went on for a while, with most candidates agreeing that Obamacare was good, but also that it didn’t work and everyone was poor and dying. One more hand-raising exercise confirmed that all ten would allow illegal immigrants to get health care paid for by American taxpayers.
Govt healthcare for illegals endorsed by every Dem on the stage #Trump2020 pic.twitter.com/yuxw8BjZyE
— Storm Paglia (@storm_paglia) June 28, 2019
Is this real life? NBC just got Joe Biden and every single other Democrat on the stage to say they want to give taxpayer-funded free health care to illegal immigrants.
— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) June 28, 2019
Part Three: Open Borders
On immigration, all of the candidates opposed the president’s current policies, and all agreed that they would decriminalize illegal entry to the United States and not deport anyone unless he committed some other, more serious crime.
BREAKING: In a major reversal, Kamala Harris says she now favors letting people out of cages
— Eric Boehm (@EricBoehm87) June 28, 2019
These people are insane. None of them have any proposals for what they want to do with kids that come across the border. #DemDebate2020
— (((AG))) (@AG_Conservative) June 28, 2019
This segment on the border is the hyperbole Olympics.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) June 28, 2019
They cut her off before she got to the school of the Americas https://t.co/qOSrK5CrHC
— Michael Brendan Dougherty (@michaelbd) June 28, 2019
So no Democrat will deport anyone unless they commit a crime?
— John Daniel Davidson (@johnddavidson) June 28, 2019
Decriminalize border crossing, no deportations, free health care for illegal immigrants … Trump is going to have a field day. And deservedly so.
— Matthew Continetti (@continetti) June 28, 2019
moderator: should we keep locking brown kids in cages for being brown
almost everyone else: no
biden: wha? wha. wha
moderator: just for being brown. do you want to lock a brown kid in a cage
biden: well i’m not the damn clown in the oval office right now i can tell you that— neoGAYtonist (@DxGGEAUX) June 28, 2019
After a brief diversion into tariffs—they’re against ’em—there was a break for some commercials from all those evil corporations.
Part Four: Elder Abuse
The debate had begun as a melee, but Kamala Harris wanted a duel with the man at the top of the polls: Diamond Joe Biden. Gone was the lovable caricature from Onion articles; Harris painted Biden as the second coming of Jefferson Davis.
Harris going after Biden. LOL YES.
— Melissa Mackenzie (@MelissaTweets) June 28, 2019
“I do not believe you are a racist”-Kamala to Biden. Then sort of calls him racist.
— Karol Markowicz (@karol) June 28, 2019
Kamala throws a hard punch at Biden on his segregationist Senators comments. Is he ready?
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) June 28, 2019
Biden reeled, but was not unprepared, contrasting his fight for the little guy as a public defender with Harris’s long career of putting poor people in jail as a prosecutor.
After Harris goes after Biden, Biden returns the favor: “I was a public defender – I didn’t become a prosecutor”
— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) June 28, 2019
“YOU’RE A COP”- Biden to Kamala
#DemDebate2— Ben McDonald (@Bmac0507) June 28, 2019
WOW. Biden just straight up hit Kamala for being a COP. Holy crap. Also called her out for not knowing education is a local policy area.
— Liz Mair (@LizMair) June 28, 2019
His defense was a little shaky:
Biden says he opposed Education Department busing. His busing bill preceded its creation.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) June 28, 2019
Harris now demanding Biden answer very directly for his past record, but God forbid anyone try to get her to do the same…
— Elizabeth Nolan Brown (@ENBrown) June 28, 2019
But he stopped the bleeding.
“I’m the best lawyer, I’m a prosecutor.”
“No I’m the best lawyer, I’m a public defender.”
How about you’re all members of an elite entitled group that is wildly overrepresented in our so-called republic?
— AgainstTrumpDude (@TheAmishDude) June 28, 2019
Part Five: Final Thoughts
The moderators rushed through some of the Democratic Party’s greatest hits before ending. Number one: abortion.
Gillibrand finds it “mind-boggling” that millions of American women don’t agree with her on abortion
— Madeleine Kearns (@madeleinekearns) June 28, 2019
Some took the occasion, like hyenas, to attack a weakened lion.
Everyone to Joe Biden pic.twitter.com/XNIf9KMANa
— Evan Maguire (@EMaguire1776) June 28, 2019
Harris, encouraged by the groundlings, ranted on some more.
“Science fiction over science fact” didn’t get the clap Kamala Harris anticipated. Is the rehearsed nature of her delivery going to wear on people over time? #DemDebate
— Benjamin Weingarten (@bhweingarten) June 28, 2019
“thankyousenator … thankyousenator … thankyousenator … thankyousenator … thankyousenator … thankyousenator … thankyousenator …” — NBC moderators #DemDebate
— jon gabriel (@exjon) June 28, 2019
Moderator Chuck Todd asked each candidate to name in just one or two words the first policies they would work on as president. Everyone ignored the “one or two words” part.
HE SAID ONE OR TWO WORDS https://t.co/RiIbpoBJqc
— Sopan Deb (@SopanDeb) June 28, 2019
Biden – Obama did not, how dare you
Buttigieg – fix our democracy
Yang – $1000 for everyone
Hickenlooper – climate change
Williamson – I would call the Prime Minister of New Zealand and tell her she’s great#DemDebate— Joe Bishop-Henchman ⚖️ (@jbhenchman) June 28, 2019
I was kind of hoping marianne willamson said the first thing she would do would be to sage the oval
— LB (@beyondreasdoubt) June 28, 2019
Sanders won’t answer your question. Ever. Don’t ask.
— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) June 28, 2019
MODERATOR: Your favorite color?
GILLIBRAND: Blue!
SWALWELL: Red!
KAMALA: Yellow. Purple? Pink!
BERNIE: THE POWERFUL LIGHT INDUSTRY FOR TOO LONG HAS SOLD US ON “COLORS” AS IF THEY ARE NOT ALL SIMPLY POINTS ON ONE SPECTRUM— Sady Doyle (@sadydoyle) June 28, 2019
Then, they turned to guns, starting with Swalwell, who has made firearm confiscation his single issue, while still remaining incoherent on the point.
Eric Swalwell says he’ll approach his gun ban as a prosecutor, but he’s never actually said how much prison time he thinks gun owners should serve if they don’t hand over their guns. #2A
— Cam Edwards (@CamEdwards) June 28, 2019
Others’ positions varied slightly, but rest assured, none conform to the Second Amendment.
me listening to the “policy” “ideas” in these debates pic.twitter.com/qctPzwrWWB
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair (@senatorshoshana) June 28, 2019
You misspelled “dictator” https://t.co/WrOwCNZEqY
— Fusilli Spock (@awstar11) June 28, 2019
Kirsten Gillibrand, age 52, refers to herself as a “young mom.”
This remains my favorite thing about her.— Mollie (@MZHemingway) June 28, 2019
Eric Swalwell is the candidate who comes up with lame lines, recites them in the mirror, and then says, “Nailed it!”
— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) June 28, 2019
The moderaters asked which country the candidates would most like to repair relations with. Most, naturally named more than one country. Some named several continents. Buttigieg was more circumspect.
“We have no idea which of our allies we will have pissed off between now and then.” – Buttigieg
When asked about first act on foreign policy.
— Charisse Gibson (@OkayCharisse) June 28, 2019
Mayor Pete just made me laugh out loud. Cool.#DemDebate2
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) June 28, 2019
All of the back-and-forth must have gotten people interested. I wonder which candidate they googled the most?
And leading Google searches as the second debate ends is … Marianne Williamson pic.twitter.com/9d6UvnTWnP
— Nick Corasaniti (@NYTnickc) June 28, 2019
Really? Huh. But maybe Williamson is the candidate we’ve been searching for all along.
if Marianne Williamson can teach the enormous tortoise beneath the world to love, it just might end climate change
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) June 28, 2019