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This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 4


A feature of Weird Twitter is that members will dig around and retweet tweets that are years old, some through the help of Favstar. I haven’t gone native, yet, so I’m not 100 percent on that. Regardless, I’m glad people spend money to keep me up to date on the best tweets of all time, which means you also get to enjoy them.

Are they all from this week? If they were retweeted this week, I’m saying yes. If you disagree, start your own round-up. But beware. You stare long enough into the abyss, the abyss stares back. To wit:

She could’ve been taking a selfie.

I’m gonna do this in real life.

Don’t dress for the job you have. Dress for the job you want.

Otherwise, this might happen to you.

But be sure it’s the job you want.

Mollie was actually surprisingly cool when Mark did this.

Drive it like you stole it.

They attend Los Feliz Day Care.

The history of an insult.

Never apologize.

Pretty much.



She’s got a bright future in the corporate world.

It worked. They went on to have a son named Luke and a daughter named Leia.

I thought he was a jolly old elf.

The art of the gift.

I’m gonna do this in real life, too.

Maybe if you talk slower and louder.

Who can blame her?

Maybe if you’ve got a stick with a bell on it.

This is one smart cookie.

Adulthood in a nutshell.

How to protect your home.

Be prepared.

I like to do this on conference calls.

I hate when this happens.

We’re all ironing boards now.

Truth in advertising.

U kno u do this.

He was just following orders.

Mostly true.

A norm sneaked in here.

Better than being a Brony.

Godwin’s Law? Nah.

Sounds cool, but would probably be unnerving to eat.

Thus we complete another journey around the bizarre and hilarious universe that is weird twitter. Could you follow these people yourself? Yes, you could. But be careful. The Internet is a wild place. If you aren’t careful out there, you don’t know what might happen.