The Wealthy’s Analog Snobbery Shouldn’t Crowd Out A Low-Tech Life For Those Who Need It Most
Human interaction should be valued by all, not used as a status measurement by elites concerned about losing their exclusive hold on technology.
How The Man Bun Is Destroying Our Civilization
Somehow the man bun has become the petty rebellion of millennial men who refuse to grow up and buy into society.
Lady Gaga Isn’t a Rebel, Portland Isn’t Weird, And Other Fictions Of ‘The Resistance’ Left
Lady Gaga’s pretentious Tiffany Super Bowl ad reveals the dilemma of the left: the ‘counterculture’ has become the establishment.
Dear Millennials, Please Stop Trying To Ruin This Classic Holiday Song
Hating on ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside,’ a flirtatious song from 1944, tells us that men and women simply don’t trust each other anymore.
Trump Super PAC Fails At Depicting Football Fans
The Statue of Liberty is a Giants and Jets icon, so no way a true-red Redskins fan is letting that false idol through his door. Get better consultants.
Whatever Your Politics, Your Clothes Are Conservative
Raised on a diet of force-fed progressivism, we millennials inhale liberal ideas without knowing it, and find them at war with some innately conservative impulses.
5 Reasons No One Should Wear Hipster Glasses
It’s not cool when everyone is doing it, and other reasons hipster glasses need to leave this planet forever.
Wastebook: 7 Ridiculous Ways The Feds Blew Your Tax Dollars Last Year
The feds spent millions last year trying to get hipsters to quit smoking, fitting college students in fat suits, and filming monkeys running on a treadmill in hamster balls.
Although Bands Don’t Know It, Conservatism Is The True Home For Indie Music
The independent music scene is the most ideologically monolithic brand of entertainment on the market.
How to Talk to a Non-Leftist the Other 364 Days of the Year
If you need talking points to guide you through the exotic process of talking with non-leftists, then you need to get out more. Here’s a handy guide.
The Left’s #WarOnNerds Shows They’re Getting Desperate
Hipsters are dead; long live the nerds.
Christian Millennials Work to Redeem Capitalism
These millennial hipsters have traded protesting the evil profits of Wall Street to make a profit of their own.
Weekend Cocktail: Get In Touch With Your Root
One of the few good things to come out of the hipster cocktail scene is a greater appreciation for history.
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