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This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 14

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The year is 2015. After a weird pod is discovered online, we begin to notice more and more of our friends and family changing, getting weirder. But rather than question them, we go along. The weirdness is good, a welcome distraction from the sturm und drang of modernity. Slowly, we all become pod people, shrieking Donald Sutherland-style at those who resist, bringing more people into our fold.


And he attended the strategy sessions.


When you embrace the hive mind, you’ll find support.


But those who resist must be smoked out.


Told you our numbers were growing.


Even Heather is getting in on the act.


And Matt.


And mat!


Physics Geek too.


Even Dan.


Nino’s always been a little weird.


etherbrian even more so.


Things aren’t all bad though.


The wind beneath her wings, even.


Too much wine and chocolate, not enough Corgi.

Truth in advertising.


Sounds like an improvement.


Oops.


Another actor who rose to fame based on physical skill.


Truth.

Jane Goodall’s son.


“Spit it out, already!


He did beat the Ouija Board, though.


But this guy is the people’s champ.


Just round to years, people.


You have to give him credit for not taking the easy path to employment.


Also: One bowl for sale, slightly damaged.


Before we had clocks.


How to make things worse.


Forgot to include a presidential candidate whose formal title is “Bofa.”


Eat Arby’s.

Probably not the ones you deserve, either.


Wine is fine…


But whisky’s quicker.


And the point is?


They grow up so fast.

“And they was right!”


He should’ve made it into a joke.


Or not.


If you love something, set it free.


And thus we reach the end of another journey through light and sound. Or maybe just through weirdness and…more weirdness. But as Dr. Danny Kauffmann said, “The mind is a strange and wonderful thing. I’m not sure it will ever be able to figure itself out. Everything else maybe, from the atom to the universe. Everything except itself.” Eh, maybe not.