Rich Cromwell
Rich Cromwell
Rich Cromwell
Richard Cromwell is a senior contributor to The Federalist. Husband. Father of three rambunctious daughters. Arkansan. Fan of whiskey and whisky. Originally an English major, Rich earned a degree in music business from Belmont in 2002. By day he produces shows and events for a local museum with a focus on giving back to the community. His writing can also be found at Pocket Full of Liberty. Follow him on Twitter, @rcromwell4.
It’s Not What Girls Wear That Gives Them Power, But What’s Inside Them

Those who worry about such things should look in the mirror and think about why they expect store shelves to teach young girls about what is possible in their lives.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 100

This is an adventure. The last thing he remembered was demanding dairy-free options.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 99

99 Problems? No, the 99th element.

Real Men Use Emoji. Or, In Defense Of Being Lame AF

Being a little lame as we age is one of the proudest traditions we haven’t totally abandoned yet. It’s up to us to preserve it.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 98

Use this one simple strategy to achieve world domination. Guaranteed or your money back.

How Journalists Can Use Facebook To Get President Trump Impeached

The social media platform, in conjunction with the journalism-focused Poynter Institute, recently announced the Facebook for Journalists Certificate.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 97

She looked round the room crowded with the unfamiliar shadows of half things, broken things, former things and said, ‘I’ll race you home.’

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 96

Reid went to bed, clutching Sofia’s butterfly net, as he planned to use it to capture the meerkat. It was then that they noticed the Peeps.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 95

She’d tried them all, and suffered many disgusting concoctions, yet never found the potion that would transform her into a Yeti or a demiurge.

After Another Reinvention, ‘Archer’ Is Becoming A Hero

From the inaugural episode until now, ‘Archer’ has been about growth, but growth delivered via punctuated equilibrium, more or less.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 94

Into the night crept a rogue gardener. No one ever saw him, only the fruits of his labor.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 93

Belle came in, yawning, and sat down at the table. She was curious what the evening held in store.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 91

The car parked in the front lawn should have been her first clue that something was amiss, yet her dreams of fame and fortune propelled her forward and into the building.

All You Need To Know About Catalytic Converters Is They Shouldn’t Exist

Oh, the stories cars could tell about the foolish consequences of government overreach.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 91

When your honor is insulted, you must demand satisfaction.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 90

What happens when a stuffed bear and two dogs get a day to themselves? Nothing good, that’s what.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 89

No, we shall not be footloose and fancy free.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 88

Never let your guard down when there’s a llama involved.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 87

Spiders have not always walked (or is it crawled?) amongst us. In fact, it wasn’t until 1900 that they first appeared at the home of two famous scientists.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 86

The music plays, your palms getting sweatier as the number dwindles lower with each seating. The music stops and you scramble, seeking out the nearest seat.