Haberdashery under a full moon.
Don’t mind this, it’s just my business shiv.
Don’t you forget Harambe.
Britney Spears, fresh off last summer’s teaser, is back on top again and dominating the stage, protestations of the most ardent Béyonce loyalists notwithstanding.
This isn’t a metaphor. Geese are horrible, and the time for tolerance has long passed.
The founder of Latinos for Trump treats the idea as a threat. I call it an aspiration.
If you believe the children are the future, you’re technically correct, but not in their present form. The present form is terror personified.
We’ve all heard familiarity breeds contempt, and Arkansas is definitely familiar with the Clintons.
‘You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.’
Hey, you’re getting noticed!
Perhaps the father in ‘Hansel and Gretel’ was simply tired of homework.
Lemme tell y’all about the cross of lizards.
Let us finally admit that most of the Olympic events, and the games as a whole, are a farce.
Time to get to livin, l-i-v-i-n.
Voting just encourages the bastards. Every vote is a show of support, a sign of approval for a group that barely qualifies as human.
Do fries come with that ‘make that shake great again’?
You’re getting to be so big.
Grilling season is upon us, and this handy guide will help ensure your parties are always a success.
From school to college to the music industry to Hollywood, Ice Cube made the American dream his reality and went from gangsta rapper to role model.
What better way to celebrate your country than blowing up a small piece of it?
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