Rich Cromwell
Rich Cromwell
Rich Cromwell
Richard Cromwell is a senior contributor to The Federalist. Husband. Father of three rambunctious daughters. Arkansan. Fan of whiskey and whisky. Originally an English major, Rich earned a degree in music business from Belmont in 2002. By day he produces shows and events for a local museum with a focus on giving back to the community. His writing can also be found at Pocket Full of Liberty. Follow him on Twitter, @rcromwell4.
This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 77

I’m giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin’ that trash can.

Pardoning Thanksgiving Turkeys Is The Epitome Of Privilege

Stop rubbing our noses in your wealth and status and instead let us inhale the delicious scent of freedom.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 76

Sing me the songs of dark magic, oh weird Twitter.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 75

Let us come together with Bigfoot and ride a comet into eternity, baby.

The Cubs Didn’t Need An Election To Prove America Is Already Great

Cubs win! It’s a useful reminder that it’s not politics that makes America what we are, but we the people.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 74

On Sunday, we shall decide. Do we accept our overlords, or do we reject them? Do we embrace agrarian myths, or do we do battle against lies concerning lamp oil?

A Syrian Refugee Speaks: There Is No Easy Solution To Our Crisis

Christians in Syria face religious persecution and even genocide. How should we respond to their plight? One refugee gives a nuanced perspective.

Don’t Be A Witch: Give Kids Yummy Candy For Halloween, Not Apples Or Toys

There are times to make a point, and there are times to hand over a Snickers. Halloween is a time for the latter.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 73

Let’s take a trip through the Hundred Acre Wood.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 72

The universe is large, it contains multitudes—including parallel ones in which poets are assassins.

Rejoice! Baby Boomers’ Reign Of Electoral Terror Is Coming To An End

After one of these parasitic Baby Boomers is elected president, there will be much rending of cloth and gnashing of teeth. Then life will continue pretty much apace.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 71

It’s in the hot yoga studios where the deadliest assassins known to man are forged.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 70

Why isn’t it called a maize maze?

Jesse Watters’ Problem Isn’t That He’s A Racist, It’s That He’s A Jackass

If you’re going to be a comedian, then you should be funny. Jesse Watters of ‘The O’Reilly Factor’ isn’t.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 69

‘If the sun refuse to shine, I don’t mind.’ It’s Jimi Hendrix, grammar or no.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 68

Haberdashery under a full moon.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 67

Don’t mind this, it’s just my business shiv.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 66

Don’t you forget Harambe.

Britney Spears’ ‘Glory’ Is A Blockbuster Of Epic Proportions

Britney Spears, fresh off last summer’s teaser, is back on top again and dominating the stage, protestations of the most ardent Béyonce loyalists notwithstanding.

Geese Are The Worst Animals On The Planet And We Should End Them

This isn’t a metaphor. Geese are horrible, and the time for tolerance has long passed.