Rich Cromwell
Rich Cromwell
Rich Cromwell
Richard Cromwell is a senior contributor to The Federalist. Husband. Father of three rambunctious daughters. Arkansan. Fan of whiskey and whisky. Originally an English major, Rich earned a degree in music business from Belmont in 2002. By day he produces shows and events for a local museum with a focus on giving back to the community. His writing can also be found at Pocket Full of Liberty. Follow him on Twitter, @rcromwell4.
Voting Isn’t A Civic Duty, It’s The Worst Team Sport

Voting just encourages the bastards. Every vote is a show of support, a sign of approval for a group that barely qualifies as human.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 59

Do fries come with that ‘make that shake great again’?

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 58

You’re getting to be so big.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 57

Grilling season is upon us, and this handy guide will help ensure your parties are always a success.

What Ice Cube Teaches Us About The American Dream

From school to college to the music industry to Hollywood, Ice Cube made the American dream his reality and went from gangsta rapper to role model.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 56

What better way to celebrate your country than blowing up a small piece of it?

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 55

I’m goin’ coconuts but least I’m going my way. I’ll probably be here when the sun goes down.

Aesop Rock And ‘The Impossible Kid’: Follow Your Vocation, Not Your Passion

‘Yes, I want to live in a barn—that’s perfect,’ says rapper Aesop Rock.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 54

What did I tell you about touching the thermostat?

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 53

In the summer time, when the weather is hot, I suggest paying someone to watch your kids.

Donald Trump Is Not Hitler

In this, the stupidest of campaigns, it has to be said.

Marco Rubio Makes ‘Keyboard Cowboy’ The New Chickenhawk

When engaging your critics, try not to sound like you’re speaking at a Code Pink rally.

In Defense Of Pop Culture

People used to drink too much wine and listen to Bach. Things aren’t different when you substitute Beck.

Cans Are Better Than Bottles

Except as weapons, where they fall woefully short, which may be a feature and not a bug.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 52

Man overboard! The pirate party continues with weird Twitter’s unbirthday.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 51

Happy birthday, Mr. President. Happy birthday to you.

With ‘A Moon Shaped Pool,’ Radiohead Is Good Again

Radiohead’s latest album offers a return to form for the ever-evolving band, as well as an opportunity for introspection.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 50

Let’s sit around the campfire and tell tales. Don’t worry about the guy in the hockey mask with the machete, he’s probably cool.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 49

Gather ‘round, children, and imbibe the ceremonial drink of mothers everywhere.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 48

‘Hurt feelings are bound to happen. Just bliss out and fantasize a lot and wear rainbows.’