The universe is large, it contains multitudes—including parallel ones in which poets are assassins.
After one of these parasitic Baby Boomers is elected president, there will be much rending of cloth and gnashing of teeth. Then life will continue pretty much apace.
It’s in the hot yoga studios where the deadliest assassins known to man are forged.
Why isn’t it called a maize maze?
If you’re going to be a comedian, then you should be funny. Jesse Watters of ‘The O’Reilly Factor’ isn’t.
‘If the sun refuse to shine, I don’t mind.’ It’s Jimi Hendrix, grammar or no.
Haberdashery under a full moon.
Don’t mind this, it’s just my business shiv.
Don’t you forget Harambe.
Britney Spears, fresh off last summer’s teaser, is back on top again and dominating the stage, protestations of the most ardent Béyonce loyalists notwithstanding.
This isn’t a metaphor. Geese are horrible, and the time for tolerance has long passed.
The founder of Latinos for Trump treats the idea as a threat. I call it an aspiration.
If you believe the children are the future, you’re technically correct, but not in their present form. The present form is terror personified.
We’ve all heard familiarity breeds contempt, and Arkansas is definitely familiar with the Clintons.
‘You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.’
Hey, you’re getting noticed!
Perhaps the father in ‘Hansel and Gretel’ was simply tired of homework.
Lemme tell y’all about the cross of lizards.
Let us finally admit that most of the Olympic events, and the games as a whole, are a farce.
Time to get to livin, l-i-v-i-n.
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