Rich Cromwell
Rich Cromwell
Rich Cromwell
Richard Cromwell is a senior contributor to The Federalist. Husband. Father of three rambunctious daughters. Arkansan. Fan of whiskey and whisky. Originally an English major, Rich earned a degree in music business from Belmont in 2002. By day he produces shows and events for a local museum with a focus on giving back to the community. His writing can also be found at Pocket Full of Liberty. Follow him on Twitter, @rcromwell4.
This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 68

Haberdashery under a full moon.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 67

Don’t mind this, it’s just my business shiv.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 66

Don’t you forget Harambe.

Britney Spears’ ‘Glory’ Is A Blockbuster Of Epic Proportions

Britney Spears, fresh off last summer’s teaser, is back on top again and dominating the stage, protestations of the most ardent Béyonce loyalists notwithstanding.

Geese Are The Worst Animals On The Planet And We Should End Them

This isn’t a metaphor. Geese are horrible, and the time for tolerance has long passed.

7 Reasons America Needs A Taco Truck On Every Corner

The founder of Latinos for Trump treats the idea as a threat. I call it an aspiration.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 65

If you believe the children are the future, you’re technically correct, but not in their present form. The present form is terror personified.

Democrats May Not Want Hillary To Bring Her Arkansas Legacy To The White House

We’ve all heard familiarity breeds contempt, and Arkansas is definitely familiar with the Clintons.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 64

‘You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.’

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 63

Hey, you’re getting noticed!

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 62

Perhaps the father in ‘Hansel and Gretel’ was simply tired of homework.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 61

Lemme tell y’all about the cross of lizards.

The Summer Olympics Aren’t About Sports, So Don’t Watch

Let us finally admit that most of the Olympic events, and the games as a whole, are a farce.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 60

Time to get to livin, l-i-v-i-n.

Voting Isn’t A Civic Duty, It’s The Worst Team Sport

Voting just encourages the bastards. Every vote is a show of support, a sign of approval for a group that barely qualifies as human.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 59

Do fries come with that ‘make that shake great again’?

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 58

You’re getting to be so big.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 57

Grilling season is upon us, and this handy guide will help ensure your parties are always a success.

What Ice Cube Teaches Us About The American Dream

From school to college to the music industry to Hollywood, Ice Cube made the American dream his reality and went from gangsta rapper to role model.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 56

What better way to celebrate your country than blowing up a small piece of it?