Rich Cromwell
Rich Cromwell
Rich Cromwell
Richard Cromwell is a senior contributor to The Federalist. Husband. Father of three rambunctious daughters. Arkansan. Fan of whiskey and whisky. Originally an English major, Rich earned a degree in music business from Belmont in 2002. By day he produces shows and events for a local museum with a focus on giving back to the community. His writing can also be found at Pocket Full of Liberty. Follow him on Twitter, @rcromwell4.
This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 88

Never let your guard down when there’s a llama involved.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 87

Spiders have not always walked (or is it crawled?) amongst us. In fact, it wasn’t until 1900 that they first appeared at the home of two famous scientists.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 86

The music plays, your palms getting sweatier as the number dwindles lower with each seating. The music stops and you scramble, seeking out the nearest seat.

If You Believe In America, You Want Tom Brady To Win The Super Bowl

Let’s agree that Roger Goodell deserves a little public humiliation, and Tom Brady is just the man to deliver it.

5 Ways Donald Trump Is Abraham Lincoln’s True Successor

Comparing either Trump or Obama to Lincoln isn’t necessarily a positive exercise. Regardless, Trump is clearly the heir-apparent.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 85

The Welsh Corgi’s origin story is much more complex, and ancient, than you may realize. Like most things, it all started in the Cretaceous period.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 8

The town criers locked and loaded their battle wind chimes, sending their nightmarish bells ringing out. Hearing their call, half of us strode forth, cautious, and embraced the new.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 83

As the Knights Templar foretold, as the shadows pass the day, in this sign thou shall conquer.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 82

Sit back, ponder an age come and past.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 81

‘You say it’s your birthday? It’s my birthday too!’ What a coincidence.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 80

The Ghosts of Christmas Past: ‘Take Heed, Rise, and Walk with Me.’

The Man’s Guide To Wrapping Christmas Presents

Learn to be the king of wrap. There is none higher. Sucker present-wrappers will call you sire.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 79

For your Christmas card, instead of capturing that one perfect moment when no one is crying, just go for it. Let the shriek flag fly.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 78

You better not pout, you better not cry. You better not pout, I’m telling you why: Santa Claus is gunning you down.

Stop Trying To Womansplain Our Miserable Man Colds

Our brains are on fire, our noses incapable of drawing oxygen, our skulls on the verge of exploding, and we can’t find an angry mountain lion on Amazon Prime to come dispatch us.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 77

I’m giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin’ that trash can.

Pardoning Thanksgiving Turkeys Is The Epitome Of Privilege

Stop rubbing our noses in your wealth and status and instead let us inhale the delicious scent of freedom.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 76

Sing me the songs of dark magic, oh weird Twitter.

This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 75

Let us come together with Bigfoot and ride a comet into eternity, baby.

The Cubs Didn’t Need An Election To Prove America Is Already Great

Cubs win! It’s a useful reminder that it’s not politics that makes America what we are, but we the people.