Voting just encourages the bastards. Every vote is a show of support, a sign of approval for a group that barely qualifies as human.
Do fries come with that ‘make that shake great again’?
You’re getting to be so big.
Grilling season is upon us, and this handy guide will help ensure your parties are always a success.
From school to college to the music industry to Hollywood, Ice Cube made the American dream his reality and went from gangsta rapper to role model.
What better way to celebrate your country than blowing up a small piece of it?
I’m goin’ coconuts but least I’m going my way. I’ll probably be here when the sun goes down.
‘Yes, I want to live in a barn—that’s perfect,’ says rapper Aesop Rock.
What did I tell you about touching the thermostat?
In the summer time, when the weather is hot, I suggest paying someone to watch your kids.
In this, the stupidest of campaigns, it has to be said.
When engaging your critics, try not to sound like you’re speaking at a Code Pink rally.
People used to drink too much wine and listen to Bach. Things aren’t different when you substitute Beck.
Except as weapons, where they fall woefully short, which may be a feature and not a bug.
Man overboard! The pirate party continues with weird Twitter’s unbirthday.
Happy birthday, Mr. President. Happy birthday to you.
Radiohead’s latest album offers a return to form for the ever-evolving band, as well as an opportunity for introspection.
Let’s sit around the campfire and tell tales. Don’t worry about the guy in the hockey mask with the machete, he’s probably cool.
Gather ‘round, children, and imbibe the ceremonial drink of mothers everywhere.
‘Hurt feelings are bound to happen. Just bliss out and fantasize a lot and wear rainbows.’
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