I’m goin’ coconuts but least I’m going my way. I’ll probably be here when the sun goes down.
‘Yes, I want to live in a barn—that’s perfect,’ says rapper Aesop Rock.
What did I tell you about touching the thermostat?
In the summer time, when the weather is hot, I suggest paying someone to watch your kids.
In this, the stupidest of campaigns, it has to be said.
When engaging your critics, try not to sound like you’re speaking at a Code Pink rally.
People used to drink too much wine and listen to Bach. Things aren’t different when you substitute Beck.
Except as weapons, where they fall woefully short, which may be a feature and not a bug.
Man overboard! The pirate party continues with weird Twitter’s unbirthday.
Happy birthday, Mr. President. Happy birthday to you.
Radiohead’s latest album offers a return to form for the ever-evolving band, as well as an opportunity for introspection.
Let’s sit around the campfire and tell tales. Don’t worry about the guy in the hockey mask with the machete, he’s probably cool.
Gather ‘round, children, and imbibe the ceremonial drink of mothers everywhere.
‘Hurt feelings are bound to happen. Just bliss out and fantasize a lot and wear rainbows.’
Lena Dunham isn’t an original; she’s caricature of what she thinks her feminist predecessors and mentors expect her to be.
Remember, only you can prevent forest fires. And Zeus. He really should get more blame.
While the fight on the Right has centered around ‘the establishment,’ it’s on the Left where the establishment is actually ignoring voters for Bernie Sanders.
Use your strength, o theater chain, to help us reclaim liberté, égalité, et fraternité.
Prepare to be inspired.
Bree Olson left her porn career behind, and now it’s time for us to join her.
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