Seriously, What Is Going On With Mark Zuckerberg’s Hair?

Seriously, What Is Going On With Mark Zuckerberg’s Hair?

Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg sported a really disturbing hairstyle, while testifying before Congress on Tuesday afternoon.

While testifying before Congress on Tuesday afternoon, Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg sported a really disturbing hairstyle.

Seriously look at his hairline.

This raises a lot of questions. Was he trying to fix a lawnmower by sticking his head into it? Why is a billionaire fixing a lawnmower himself instead of paying for someone else to do it? Why does a billionaire have this bad of a haircut? Did he go to SuperCuts and insist that a blind person do the job? Did he cut it himself after drinking a bottle of wine? Did his wife do it for him in the dark?

We deserve answers!!!

I’m not the only one who is wondering.

For a more complete view of Zuck’s hairline you can watch the clip below.

Bre Payton is a staff writer at The Federalist. Follow her on Twitter.
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