Contrary to what feminist writer Amanda Marcotte says, stories of heterosexual monogamous courting, like Hallmark movies, are the exact opposite of fascism.
If the LGBT mob won’t let us celebrate cheesy Hallmark Christmas without celebrating their sin, they certainly won’t let us celebrate actual Jesus Christmas that way either.
This is the side of the story you never hear in a Hallmark movie.
Here’s a list of surefire ways to bag a man in time for Christmas, as inspired by Hallmark Channel’s ‘Countdown to Christmas’ movie lineup.
Believe it or not, the Hallmark Channel has been making family-friendly movies since before Trump’s entrance into the political arena.
For those who complain that Hallmark movies are painfully formulaic, this one is a unique and daring film with the courage to make bold narrative choices and form original character arcs.
We’ve done nothing wrong. But we do need to lay down a marker that watching a good, clean holiday romance every single day of the Christmas season is just good, clean fun.
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