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The New York Times Asks: Will Turtlenecks Ever Be Cool Again?

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The New York Times wondered aloud if turtlenecks will ever be cool again. I have an answer.

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What do Nora Ephron, Steve Jobs, Archer, and Drake have in common? They’ve all rocked the turtleneck sweater.

The culmination of these famous figures donning high-necked apparel has The New York Times wondering aloud if turtlenecks will ever be cool again.

I checked, and the answer is a hard “no.” Turtlenecks will never be cool. Stop trying to make turtlenecks happen.

That is all.