Good Friday is the day Christians remember the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. It’s filled with solemn processions, somber services, and penitent souls.
Or, you know, gum and makeup. Here are some brands who get hashtag marketing, even if they don’t quite get the day itself.
1. Energy Gum
So you can make it through all the Stations of the Cross without falling asleep. Classy.
Happy #GoodFriday everybody. Make the most of the break with @superfastgum for a great tasting energy boost. pic.twitter.com/OL8RTuVBt7
— Energy Gum (@Superfastgum) April 3, 2015
2. Nothing Says Piety Like Cleavage
Good Morning Twitter World, Happy 4 Day weekend Y’all.#GoodFriday pic.twitter.com/9InGmVMXW4
— MINE’S A PINT (@DRM_469) April 3, 2015
3. Good Friday Workout
Because your body is a temple.
#GoodFriday app #exercise of the day: #tricep #dips on #bed. Let’s #workout now here: http://t.co/9iKcI3gEhG pic.twitter.com/K2Jmu5etHS
— Luke Heath Fitness (@HeathFitness) April 3, 2015
4. Gold Earphones
Like Jesus would have worn.
#GoodFriday #FreebieFriday #competition 2 win 24K Gold In Ear #headphones is now running RT & Follow 2 enter #Easter pic.twitter.com/7gymc3OhMo
— Nutz Audio (@NutzAudio) April 3, 2015
5. Good Friday Essentials
Just because you’re mourning the death of the savior of the universe doesn’t mean you can’t look fabulous.
A few of our #GoodFriday essentials! pic.twitter.com/WKVeFIbQrC
— Estée Lauder UK (@EsteeLauderUK) April 3, 2015
6. Nail Polish
Jesus will judge you if your nail game is not on fleek.
Good Friday #competition! For a chance to win our SS15 pastel nail lacquers simply RT & Follow! #Easter #GoodFriday pic.twitter.com/Bdk6LQzeqn
— GOSH Cosmetics (@GOSHUK) April 3, 2015
7) Hand Vacuum
To clean up all our sins? Maybe?
Its #GoodFriday! Our #spring #giveaway is still running over #Easter weekend.For your chance to #win Retweet & Follow pic.twitter.com/fgx5pxZfEe
— Home Hardware Direct (@hhdirect) April 3, 2015
8. Wrangler Today
@WranglerToday is totes adorbs and the ears are a nice touch, but maybe not the hashtag?
You “Wascally Wabbit” @WranglerTODAY @TODAYshow #GoodFriday pic.twitter.com/4xdRPkMEvm
— Tamron Hall (@tamronhall) April 3, 2015
9. Muscular Squidward
SpongeBobedness is next to godliness.
Squidward is ready for the long weekend. How are you spending #GoodFriday? #SpongeBobMovie http://t.co/5hYYAIqfnh pic.twitter.com/GDpU9J5Jjp
— Paramount Pictures (@ParamountUK) April 3, 2015
