Good Friday is the day Christians remember the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. It’s filled with solemn processions, somber services, and penitent souls.
Or, you know, gum and makeup. Here are some brands who get hashtag marketing, even if they don’t quite get the day itself.
1. Energy Gum
So you can make it through all the Stations of the Cross without falling asleep. Classy.
2. Nothing Says Piety Like Cleavage
3. Good Friday Workout
Because your body is a temple.
4. Gold Earphones
Like Jesus would have worn.
5. Good Friday Essentials
Just because you’re mourning the death of the savior of the universe doesn’t mean you can’t look fabulous.
6. Nail Polish
Jesus will judge you if your nail game is not on fleek.
7) Hand Vacuum
To clean up all our sins? Maybe?
8. Wrangler Today
@WranglerToday is totes adorbs and the ears are a nice touch, but maybe not the hashtag?
9. Muscular Squidward
SpongeBobedness is next to godliness.