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Banning Straw Emojis Will Relieve About As Much Pollution As Banning The Straws Themselves
Activist-peddled environmental hysterics are leading to nonsensical calls for plastic straw emojis to be banned. Prosecute the emoji thought crimes!
New Emoji Proves Now Is The Time To Fight For Redhead Equality
Despite our recent victory, redheads still face disenfranchisement if they want to use any other hairstyle, expression, or character on the emoji keyboard.
Dear Always: Emoji Are Not A Major Problem For Women
If we’re concerned with girls’ confidence, perhaps we ought to spend more time encouraging truly gratifying activities rather than whining about their emoji selections.
Diversity Is Racist: The Absurd Reaction To Apple’s New Emojis
You never knew emoticons could be so evil.
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