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Big Egg Caught Hurling Itself At Mayonnaise
It seems the egg industry really did leverage federal influence to fry vegan mayonnaise.
Homemade Mayonnaise Is The Very Essence Of Conservatism
If you want to know what real mayonnaise tastes like, you have to exercise the conservative virtues of self-reliance and individual initiative.
Mayonnaise Is The Worst Condiment
Mayonnaise is so bad, it doesn’t deserve to be called a condiment.