It’s Time For Lifestyle Bloggers To Stop Politicizing Pretty

It’s Time For Lifestyle Bloggers To Stop Politicizing Pretty

Being a conservative woman online means having to overlook a lot of liberal dreck on fashion and beauty sites, and I was, frankly, sick of it.
Teri Christoph
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Election Day 2016 brought about the demise of a treasured, long-term friendship. We had our differences over the course of the election season; she was all in for Hillary, while I was largely uncommitted to any of the “conservative” candidates.

Make no mistake, however: I was strongly in the #NeverHillary camp. But maintaining a relationship often means overlooking your differences and concentrating on those things you have in common.

I tried to overlook the differences, I really did. I ignored the Hillary T-shirts and stickers that started making appearances; I smiled indulgently when she quoted the “adorable” things her young daughter would say in support of Hillary. I tried not to roll my eyes too hard when she and her hippy-dippy husband gave up meat and started making their own kombucha.

I knew going in that she lived in the bluest part of the state we locals somewhat affectionately call the People’s Republic of Maryland. Our politics rarely aligned, but that was okay by me because I was getting so many good things out of the relationship.

Then November 8 happened. There were tears. There was wailing. The teeth, of course, were gnashing. (Oh, and that was her, by the way, not me.) Lamentations … oh, the lamentations!

Just when all seemed lost, a bright spot appeared on the horizon. All those angry, tear-streaked XX chromosomes were going to gather in Washington DC, and glory together in their shared angst.

From that point on, everything was political. The required “p-ssyhat” was bought, and handy-dandy guides on how to dress for the Women’s March were written for her “sisters” who would be joining her to march for … whatever it was they were marching for. And you simply just HAD to accessorize with the official lipstick of the march, courtesy a new cosmetics company that—oh, joy!—was donating 20 percent of sales to Planned Parenthood and other ultra-liberal causes.

That’s when I knew I had to break up with my favorite beauty blogger.

How About You Roll Out the Welcome Mat for a Fan

In some ways, the breakup was sad. I’d been with her through pregnancy, the birth of her daughter, the ups-and-downs of motherhood, and the challenges of remaining stylish as you age. I’m pretty sure she made a nice profit off all the affiliate links that took me from her site to the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale. Without her, I would have never known I was supposed to be dry-brushing my skin (bought the brush, still have no clue what to do with it).

In some ways, the break-up was cathartic. I’d been frequenting women-centric sites for 20 years, since becoming pregnant with my first child in 1997 and finding an online home on the now-defunct ParentsPlace.com, and I knew well these sites often skewed left politically. Being a conservative woman online means having to overlook a lot of liberal dreck on fashion and beauty sites, and I was, frankly, sick of it. It felt good to say “no more.”

Feeling unwelcome in the worlds of beauty and fashion isn’t new ground for conservative women. The beauty bibles—publications like Cosmopolitan and Vogue—have long pandered to women who were liberal enough to buy into the nonsense published within their pages (or affluent enough to afford it). A recent Cosmo article declared, “Trump’s ‘Pro-Life’ Policies Will Cause Women to Die” (see: wailing; gnashing of teeth). Not to be outdone, Teen Vogue produced the ultimate gift guide for your friend who’s having an abortion. Because let’s celebrate two lives being ruined!

Once, Beauty Was Just Fun

It hasn’t always been like this. I’m old enough to remember when, come the end of the year, we’d clamber to the magazine stand to get the January issue of Cosmo, which had a special tear-out section detailing what the new year would bring based on your astrological sign. Being a fickle Aries, my horoscope would inevitably foretell months of missed connections and professional highs and lows, with the year concluding by meeting a possible Mr. Right. Just in time to pick up the next year’s horoscope. It was great fun, and in no way political.

Back then, Cosmo was chock-full of amazing fashions and outlandish makeup advice. There was, of course, a risqué article or two in every issue, which made you feel just a little bit naughty for having bought it.

These days, it seems the beauty bibles are a kind of “It’s a Wonderful Life” inversion: every time they publish a tawdry piece of political activism disguised as sisterly advice, another woman is condemned to leading a miserable life of not measuring up. No fun, and way too political. It’s pretty damaging to women, too.

As is often the case in modern-day media, bloggers can be the great equalizers. Many publications are beholden to the editorial biases of their parent companies, but most bloggers are independent and protective of their brands. This can result in amazing and valuable content. Sometimes it is overtly political, sometimes it’s not political at all, but mostly it’s somewhere in between. That makes it easy to take the useful bits with you and leave the other stuff behind.

At least, that’s how it used to be on fashion and beauty blogs. Now, you’ll find them harping endlessly on the alleged pay gap between men and women, sounding warning alarms that Republicans are going to steal your birth control, and providing endless coverage of Kendall Jenner’s attempts to “free the nipple.” The worst part is, they seem to assume all women are liberal and believe in the same things. It’s galling how most assumed that every woman was—or should’ve been—for Hillary.

We’ll Convert Your Spending Money Into Political Fuel

And, oh, how they hate Donald Trump. They hate him so much that they’ve made it their mission not just to destroy him, but his daughter, Ivanka, as well. My formerly favorite beauty blogger loathed Ivanka and urged all her readers to boycott Ivanka’s fashion line. Ivanka’s sin, of course, was that she supported her father. To hell with her being a successful businesswoman and positive role model, her perceived politics put a target on her back. Ain’t feminism grand?

Beautiful Rights offers a line of lipsticks with names like Pantsuit Pink, Politically Pout, and Gloss Ceiling.

Now even lipstick is political. In writing her handy-dandy guide on how to dress for the Women’s March (it can be challenging, apparently, to find the right shade of lipstick to complement your vagina costume), my formerly favorite beauty blogger sang the praises of a new cosmetics company, Beautiful Rights, which was born in the aftermath of Trump’s victory and donates 20 percent of sales to left-wing causes like Planned Parenthood.

Beautiful Rights offers a line of lipsticks with names like Pantsuit Pink, Politically Pout, and Gloss Ceiling. Founder Kristen Leonard explained to beauty blog Couveteur, “I decided on 20 percent because that’s, percentagewise, how much less women are paid than men.”

She continued, “So I did a bunch of research and we have six different organizations we donate to: Planned ParenthoodACLULambda LegalLegal MomentumEmily’s List, and MomsRising. So these organizations all touch on different aspects of women’s rights and I added MomsRising because, for me, it’s really important that women get paid maternity leave.” See what we’re dealing with? If you’re not a government-loving Julia, you don’t belong.

Reconsider What Your Money Is Ultimately Funding

Corporations’ engaging in political activism is not a new phenomenon, but it does seem more pronounced in the digital age. And Trump was just the right spark to make the biases evident. We conservatives must educate ourselves about the lifecycle of our consumerism. Fortunately, women-centered sites like Refinery29 often do the heavy lifting for us by publishing articles gushing about things like cosmetics companies that support Planned Parenthood. That right there is a sweet little guide of products and companies to avoid.

Maybe they’ve always been radical, but it sure doesn’t seem like it’s our moms’ Avon anymore.

2ndVote, too, is a great resource for keeping tabs on how companies are spending their profits. It might come as a surprise to some women that Avon, that legendary direct selling cosmetics behemoth, supports same-sex marriage, Planned Parenthood, and a host of radical environmental initiatives. Maybe they’ve always been radical, but it sure doesn’t seem like it’s our moms’ Avon anymore.

Luckily, I can end this tale of woe on a positive note. Make way for a “causemetic” company that all women can support. Thrive Causemetics was started by makeup artist and cosmetic industry veteran Karissa Bodnar after she lost a friend to cancer. Thrive uses all-natural—and occasionally vegan—ingredients and a “buy one, donate one” model similar to that of Toms footwear. For every product purchased, one is donated to assist a woman affected by cancer or domestic violence.

Thrive describes itself as “a movement that anyone can join” and which empowers “women of all walks of life through the gift of beauty.” Their list of associated charities includes Make-a-Wish Foundation and Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center, and they seem intent on being a business that all kinds of women can support. No politics, just pure, joyful support of women by other women. What a concept!

Perhaps there is hope after all.

Teri Christoph is a blogging, podcasting, fundraising Catholic conservative who lives in Leesburg, VA with her husband and four kids. She is the co-founder of Smart Girl Politics, an online community for conservative women, and can be found on Twitter @TeriChristoph.

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