1. Calm down. That’s why they call it bone china.
Bone appétit! pic.twitter.com/vuXRoKEnGY
— FLOTUS (@FLOTUS) February 11, 2014
2. Secretary of State John Kerry visits his yacht during Egypt crisis. So?
3. Perhaps this jewelry’s price tag could feed a family of four for a year. What’s important is that it looks good.
4. Many people are friends with billionaires and help them celebrate birthdays in Maui.
5. Many people are BFF with Beyonce and hang out with her all the time.
6. Golf has an unfair reputation as a costly game.
7. Golf has an unfair reputation of taking up water during periods of drought.
8. In a way, Vogue editor Anna Wintour is totally down-to-earth.
9. Sarah Jessica Parker is in no way annoying.
10. The President spends a lot of time with serious policy advisors, tackling topics related to austerity.
11. Keeping inaugural costs low due to the bad economy.
12. Cut them some slack. All family vacations cost around $100 million.
