James Breakwell is an aspiring professional humor writer and amateur father of four daughters, ages 5, 3, 18 months, and 3 weeks old. His work has been featured in various print and online publications including Reader’s Digest and Forbes. He made three appearances on the Headline News show “The Daily Share,” which reminded everyone of why he should stay off TV and stick to writing. Follow his daily jokes on Twitter at @XplodingUnicorn, read his articles at www.ExplodingUnicorn.com, or check out his daily webcomics at www.JamesBreakwell.com, www.Unfridgeworthy.com, and www.WombatDojo.com.