The Federalist
John Patton
John Patton
John Patton
John lives in St. Louis, writes in his free time, and has almost four children.
Confessions Of An Almost Sterile Man

We decided to settle the debate over who gets surgery with a best of three game of rock, paper, scissors. I got obliterated in Mondale-esque fashion.

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