It’s not that I believe plungers are more important than people, but I do think keeping a clean house best serves the mortals—big and small—that I love.
Whether it’s telling them the ice cream truck only plays music when it’s out of ice cream, or vegetables will make their eyelashes grow, trolling your kids is endless entertainment.
Just a quarter of today’s parents regularly assign chores to their kids. That means their kids are missing out.
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