Amelia Hamilton
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Marrying Yourself Only Proves You’re Desperate And Self-Absorbed

Self-marriage appears to be a mostly female movement meant to prove that one can be successful and fulfilled without a man while only reinforcing the stereotype that women are marriage-crazy.

3 Other Crazy Things Gwyneth Paltrow Wants Ladies To Stick Inside Themselves

We are truly lucky to have Gwyneth Paltrow and her lifestyle blog, Goop. Why, just last week, the blog shared the joy of shoving a jade egg up one’s ladyflower.

Abandon All Pride And Buy These Travel Pillows Today

Travel safely this holiday season and, remember, the complete destruction of your pride is a small price to pay to avoid a bit of discomfort.

5 Christmas Songs No One Should Ever Sing Again

While I stand by my decision to start Christmas carols in October, I accept that some of them are just terrible.

K-12 Teachers Infantilize Students After Trump’s Win

It’s not just college students and professors ignoring ethics and common courtesy to disavow Donald Trump to students. It’s also K-12 teachers.

What The Shootout At The O.K. Corral Tells Us About Gun-Free Zones

The shootout at the O.K. Corral began when Earp tried to confiscate The Cowboys’ weapons as they entered Tombstone, a violation which put both law enforcement and citizens at risk.

7 People Who Would Make Better Presidential Debate Moderators Than Journalists

We all know journalists aren’t non-partisan. They don’t even make up for it by being interesting. So if the debates are just a spectacle, might as well double down.

Michael Moore’s Film Festival Is As Suffocating As It Sounds

Michael Moore recently rolled into a small Michigan town to complain about its inhabitants and everything else he and company could think of.