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Kim Kardashian Just Came Out Of The Closet And Declared Her Love Of Bush

Kim Kardashian

‘I just think he’s cute. Like a cute little president.’

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In an interview for GQ magazine, Kim Kardashian revealed she loves George W. Bush because he made a “cute little president.”

While reviewing footage to publish on her app, Kim watches herself voice favorable sentiments about the 43rd president, and is promptly informed by the people around her to keep her feelings under wraps, because of her husband.

Next it’s time to review a video for the app, in which she and a group of girlfriends (including her sisters) played a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill using combos of various celebrities. (Kim would Fuck Jimmy Kimmel but Marry Jason Priestley.) Everything was going well, approved, approved, approved, until the presidential round: Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush. […]

On-screen, we watch Kim’s friend Malika: ‘I’m marrying Barack, I’m fucking Bill, and I’m killing George.’

‘But I love George,’ Kim says quietly on the video.

‘OH…’ Back in the conference room, every face blanches and Kim pauses the video.

‘Wait, can I say that?’ Kim asks, studying the expressions in the room. ‘I don’t know if I should edit that out.’

‘I think you should edit that out,’ someone advises.

‘With Kanye’s history with George…,’ Kim says, trailing off.

Perhaps some context is necessary. The “history” between Kanye and Bush is that time Kanye exclaimed during a live telecast to raise funds for the victims of hurricane Katrina that “George Bush doesn’t care about black people!”

After some back and forth, the footage in which she expresses favorable sentiments for the former president was ultimately cut from the video before it was released on Kim’s app several days later.